The Furry Forums would like to place cookies on your computer to help us make this website better. To find out more about the cookies, see our privacy notice.
To accept the cookie click here, or please login or register.
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 254 255 [256] 257 258 ... 323   Go Down

Author Topic: The vending machine  (Read 130332 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline TenOfSwords

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 152
  • Gender: Male
  • Life has been going waaaaaaaay to fast recently.
    • Steam
    • Awards
  • Species: Badger
  • Coloring: Black/white
  • Height: Tall-ish
  • Weight: Very light
  • Build: Skinny
  • Currently: Exhausted
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3825 on: November 07, 2017, 11:56:19 AM »
Receives a mug with a miniature Jack Skellington sitting inside it.

Inserts Pixar...
Logged
  • Avatar by: Me

Offline lightstone

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has been a forum member for over 5 years This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 213
  • Gender: Transgender Female
  • The happy ol jolly me
    • Awards
  • Species: tarwe tiger
  • Coloring: the colors of wheat bread
  • Height: 180cm
  • Weight: somewhere between 50 and 60 kg
  • Build: skinny but healthy
  • Currently: feeling really sorry
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3826 on: November 07, 2017, 08:09:03 PM »
recieves tears


inserts tissues
Logged
  • Avatar by: me!
not a signature

Offline Michen_S

  • Melodious Mouse
  • *******
  • awards This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has reported a valid and verified forum bug This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 1184
  • A wild MICHEN appeared!
    • Steam
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Feral snow leopard
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3827 on: November 07, 2017, 09:25:14 PM »
Receives "All Dogs Go To Heaven"

Inserts mousepad
Logged

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3828 on: November 07, 2017, 10:49:17 PM »
Gets a gaming mouse!

Inserts bottle of iced tea.
Logged
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline lightstone

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has been a forum member for over 5 years This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 213
  • Gender: Transgender Female
  • The happy ol jolly me
    • Awards
  • Species: tarwe tiger
  • Coloring: the colors of wheat bread
  • Height: 180cm
  • Weight: somewhere between 50 and 60 kg
  • Build: skinny but healthy
  • Currently: feeling really sorry
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3829 on: November 08, 2017, 04:51:46 AM »
recieves hot tea


inserts the dutch celebration "Sinterklaas"
Logged
  • Avatar by: me!
not a signature

Offline TenOfSwords

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 152
  • Gender: Male
  • Life has been going waaaaaaaay to fast recently.
    • Steam
    • Awards
  • Species: Badger
  • Coloring: Black/white
  • Height: Tall-ish
  • Weight: Very light
  • Build: Skinny
  • Currently: Exhausted
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3830 on: November 08, 2017, 02:39:58 PM »
Receives both Santa Claus and St. Nicholas.

Inserts an inside joke...
Logged
  • Avatar by: Me

Offline lightstone

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has been a forum member for over 5 years This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 213
  • Gender: Transgender Female
  • The happy ol jolly me
    • Awards
  • Species: tarwe tiger
  • Coloring: the colors of wheat bread
  • Height: 180cm
  • Weight: somewhere between 50 and 60 kg
  • Build: skinny but healthy
  • Currently: feeling really sorry
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3831 on: November 08, 2017, 02:44:12 PM »
recieves not many laughs


inserts "zwarte piet"
Logged
  • Avatar by: me!
not a signature

Offline Emtile

  • U.S ARMY
  • Donator
  • Chatty Cheetah
  • *
  • awards Obtainable by request This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 244
  • Gender: Male
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Iguana/lizard
  • Coloring: Yellow scales with orange eyes
  • Height: 5 ft 8in
  • Weight: 138lbs
  • Build: Lean
  • Reference: [link]
  • Currently: Was doing stuff
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3832 on: November 08, 2017, 11:28:06 PM »
Gets a lot of angry people when they find out it means "black Pete"


Inserts Mel Gibson
Logged
  • Avatar by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena (Love you)


Offline Bricket

  • Whalloping Walrus
  • **********
  • awards Top 50 Topic Starter Top 50 Most Online Top 50 Poster This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 3082
  • Gender: Questioning
    • Awards
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3833 on: November 09, 2017, 12:28:58 PM »
Recieve funny comments regarding the jews.


Insert one republican
Logged

Offline lightstone

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has been a forum member for over 5 years This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 213
  • Gender: Transgender Female
  • The happy ol jolly me
    • Awards
  • Species: tarwe tiger
  • Coloring: the colors of wheat bread
  • Height: 180cm
  • Weight: somewhere between 50 and 60 kg
  • Build: skinny but healthy
  • Currently: feeling really sorry
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3834 on: November 09, 2017, 03:55:24 PM »
Receives a half


Inserts a tv show
Logged
  • Avatar by: me!
not a signature

Offline tnoi

  • Vibrating Furby
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 5 years
  • Posts: 2
  • Gender: Male
  • me
    • Awards
  • Species: cyat
  • Coloring: grey
  • Height: 1.89 m
  • Weight: 57 kg
  • Build: slim
  • Currently: hum hum huuum
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3835 on: November 09, 2017, 03:58:07 PM »
recieves a new anime netfilx serries




inserts a friend
Logged
  • Avatar by: me
life is strange (not the game)

Offline lightstone

  • Chatty Cheetah
  • **
  • awards Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has been a forum member for over 5 years This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 213
  • Gender: Transgender Female
  • The happy ol jolly me
    • Awards
  • Species: tarwe tiger
  • Coloring: the colors of wheat bread
  • Height: 180cm
  • Weight: somewhere between 50 and 60 kg
  • Build: skinny but healthy
  • Currently: feeling really sorry
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3836 on: November 09, 2017, 07:59:30 PM »
Receives... wait you got friends? XP  Forgot what you got


Inserts percussion
Logged
  • Avatar by: me!
not a signature

Offline Romulan_Furry

  • Lovable Lion
  • *******
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Top 100 Most Online Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 1024
  • Gender: Male
  • Battle Alert! Go shields up and weapons hot!
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Discord
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Tiger
  • Coloring: Inverted fur pattern (black with white stripes)
  • Height: 6'7"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Build: Muscular, but not overly so
  • Currently: Trying to find the drive to continue my original work.
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3837 on: November 09, 2017, 08:21:56 PM »
Gets precision.

Inserts E11 Carbine Certification.
Logged
  • Avatar by: Guy named KazeKat
"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

Offline tnoi

  • Vibrating Furby
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 5 years
  • Posts: 2
  • Gender: Male
  • me
    • Awards
  • Species: cyat
  • Coloring: grey
  • Height: 1.89 m
  • Weight: 57 kg
  • Build: slim
  • Currently: hum hum huuum
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3838 on: November 10, 2017, 07:45:08 AM »
(i don't have friends anymore, my only friend is in a vending machine)




recieves blank paper






inserts E11 Carbine
Logged
  • Avatar by: me
life is strange (not the game)

Offline anoni

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has reported a valid and verified forum bug This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 6179
  • Gender: Male
  • This statement is a lie
    • Steam
    • Kingdom of Lacertus (clan website) we're not furry oriented, but we accept furries (especially artists) :P
    • Awards
  • Species: Fox
  • Coloring: Beige
  • Height: 183 cm
  • Weight: 65 KG
  • Build: Slim
  • Currently: Cruising through the 4th dimension
Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3839 on: November 10, 2017, 09:02:54 AM »
Receives an Order 66

Inserts a 99 balloons
Logged
  • Avatar by: WingedZephyr
  • Signature art by: MrRazot
(int(e-x^2, x = -infinity..infinity))2 = Pi


We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!

$_ = "gntusbovueqrmwkradehijqr"; tr/a-z/lad hijacked under stop sign!/; print $_, "\n";
Pages: 1 ... 254 255 [256] 257 258 ... 323   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Powered by EzPortal