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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3480 on: September 12, 2017, 07:45:16 AM »
Recieves a samsung galaxy phone, displaying live footage of a police officer with a lazer-rifle, dancing to I don't feel like dancing, with smoke plumes in the background...

Inserts a kilo of rebreather filter-grain...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3481 on: September 15, 2017, 01:30:15 PM »
Receives 500g of tumble-dryer lint.






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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3482 on: September 15, 2017, 01:52:38 PM »
Receives a grenadepin... (And an explosion)

Inserts the very soda can, the CP asks you to pick up in the beginning of HL2...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3483 on: September 15, 2017, 02:04:18 PM »
Gets beaten from behind with a baton by the very same cop from HL2!


*Inserts a Fork of Horripilation*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3484 on: September 15, 2017, 02:10:28 PM »
Recieves voldemort's right nipple...

Inserts a box of chocolads...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3485 on: September 15, 2017, 02:15:39 PM »
Receives a mystery. You'll never know what you got.






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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3486 on: September 15, 2017, 02:32:08 PM »
Receives a ball of mammoth wool!


*Inserts a bottle of Pepsi Max: Haters Tears Limited Edition*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3487 on: September 15, 2017, 02:37:15 PM »
Recieves over 9000 FPS...

Inserts Cookie's lettuce...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3488 on: September 15, 2017, 02:42:33 PM »
Gets chocolate esparigus.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3489 on: September 15, 2017, 02:56:42 PM »
Gets a beard trought the change slot...

Inserts a brick...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3490 on: September 15, 2017, 04:39:54 PM »
Receives a big bad wolf who's going to huff and puff and blow that brick away.






Inserts a pack of cheap mozzarella
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3491 on: September 15, 2017, 04:42:05 PM »
Gets Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Mozarella!


*Inserts a can of pineapple chunks*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3492 on: September 15, 2017, 04:48:11 PM »
Receives a warning discouraging the use of pineapple as a pizza topping.








Inserts a rubber ducky
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3493 on: September 15, 2017, 05:00:33 PM »
Receives a regular ducky.

Inserts the month of June...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3494 on: September 15, 2017, 05:05:48 PM »
Gets a box of fireworks!


*Inserts a cloud in a jar*
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