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Offline Polaris

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3315 on: August 16, 2017, 03:21:13 AM »
Tears the veil between dimensions and receives a Cairn-class Necron Tomb Ship.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3316 on: August 16, 2017, 03:38:56 AM »
Gets Quake III Arena.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3317 on: August 16, 2017, 04:02:51 AM »
Gets Quake III Arena.

*Inserts Romulan Warbird*
You get Krystal's formal shirt.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3318 on: August 16, 2017, 12:03:04 PM »
Receives lulz! https://youtu.be/Ur4pTsh_GQ0

*Inserts memes*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3319 on: August 16, 2017, 12:40:54 PM »
Receives a Bad apple featuring Nomico

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3320 on: August 16, 2017, 06:23:57 PM »
Receives a copy of Roblox!


*Inserts a photo of Uwe Boll*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3321 on: August 16, 2017, 09:13:14 PM »
You get a blank photograph!

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3322 on: August 17, 2017, 03:36:20 AM »
You get a blank photograph!

*Inserts Darth Malgus' Breathing Mask*
Receives Darth Vader's suit and helmet.

*inserts Obi-wan's robes.*
Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

"Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself" -Unknown.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3323 on: August 17, 2017, 12:34:05 PM »
Receives a talking Jar Jar Binks action figure!


*Inserts a bag full of Tribbles*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3324 on: August 17, 2017, 02:06:24 PM »
Gets exponentially more tribbles

inserts cute raccoon video

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3325 on: August 17, 2017, 02:09:20 PM »
Receives a raccoon video with a cat whacking the racoon to the head fiercly!


*Inserts a documentary video of Area 51*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3326 on: August 17, 2017, 03:48:35 PM »
Gets a documentary of shadowy events during WWII!

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3327 on: August 17, 2017, 03:58:14 PM »
Receives an unhatched Cazador egg.


*Inserts an Enclave power armor*

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3328 on: August 17, 2017, 06:31:36 PM »
*receives an angry Enclave officer*

* inserts Aer-14 plasma rifle*
Uhh..Lord I didn't train to be a pilot. Tell me I don't have any more flying to do today.........................  Amen. ~ 'Dutch' Halo3 ODST.

We all go through peroids of darkness. In such times we can turn to the Lord, but it's good to have friends ~  Joshua Graham , Fallout New Vegas, Honest Hearts.

When people are lost they turn to the man who  acts like he knows the way out,  when the truth is he knows less than them. ~ John McMillan Original War

"Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself" -Unknown.

"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes" ~William Shatter, Airplane II 

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3329 on: August 17, 2017, 06:38:34 PM »
Receives a surprise Caesar's Legion ambush


*Inserts a bunch of alien power cells*

 

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