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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3105 on: May 08, 2017, 03:08:48 PM »
Receives a saxophone.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3106 on: May 08, 2017, 03:09:49 PM »
Receives a veeeeery angry moderator...


Inserts something that will be invented after 1,000,000,000 years
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3107 on: May 08, 2017, 03:11:39 PM »
Receives 1,000,000,000 years.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3108 on: May 08, 2017, 03:16:03 PM »
Receives a veeeeeeeeery angry population.


They insert Ezra...!
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3109 on: May 08, 2017, 03:17:51 PM »
They receive Wolf Ezra, Jackal Jenkinson, and their long-lost human cousin Leeroy.

I insert a Boeing 747...
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3110 on: May 08, 2017, 03:18:42 PM »
Receives train.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3111 on: May 08, 2017, 03:21:38 PM »
Receives nothing. They shouldn't have inserted pudding ;)

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3112 on: May 08, 2017, 03:22:29 PM »
Receives a note saying: "Boring type."


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3113 on: May 08, 2017, 03:24:37 PM »
Receives the plate that you inserted them on, with a little note saying "more please"

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3114 on: May 08, 2017, 03:28:37 PM »
Receives HellEye back.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3115 on: May 08, 2017, 03:29:52 PM »
Receives a foam brick.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3116 on: May 08, 2017, 03:30:57 PM »
*Gets run over by a train*


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3117 on: May 08, 2017, 03:33:07 PM »
Receives Jyotis. No idea what happened to the hard hat, probably the same as what happened to Macron.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3118 on: May 08, 2017, 10:59:23 PM »
Gets a Plasma Torch.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #3119 on: May 09, 2017, 04:59:41 PM »
Receives bucket of lava.


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