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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2400 on: December 17, 2016, 07:13:41 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2401 on: December 17, 2016, 10:23:29 PM »
Gets a Spaceball.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2402 on: December 18, 2016, 03:46:47 AM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
Then we can believe in all of it
So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2403 on: December 18, 2016, 04:38:21 AM »
Gets the 501st Legion.

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"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2404 on: December 18, 2016, 03:49:21 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2405 on: December 18, 2016, 03:59:49 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2406 on: December 18, 2016, 04:28:52 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2407 on: December 18, 2016, 04:33:49 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2408 on: December 18, 2016, 04:41:42 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2409 on: December 18, 2016, 05:00:46 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2410 on: December 18, 2016, 05:10:37 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2411 on: December 18, 2016, 05:16:14 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2412 on: December 18, 2016, 08:36:14 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2413 on: December 18, 2016, 08:39:18 PM »
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Everything comes from nothing
Everything is something
So just let it all keep happening

Don't be a means to someone's end
It's all just beginning why can't we extend
An invitation to every hand

All hands can clap
All hearts are beating equally
The pulls of the air we're breathing

If we can believe in one part of it
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So don't stop
Don't stop the party

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #2414 on: December 18, 2016, 09:31:37 PM »
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"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

 

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