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Offline Ibi Tanvaal

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1935 on: September 07, 2016, 03:03:31 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1936 on: September 07, 2016, 05:38:33 PM »
Gets a box of candy.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1937 on: September 07, 2016, 05:43:16 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1938 on: September 07, 2016, 05:44:11 PM »
Gets a non-vowel.

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A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1939 on: September 07, 2016, 11:50:48 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1940 on: September 08, 2016, 01:10:03 AM »
Gets a fixed AC.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1941 on: September 08, 2016, 01:10:49 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1942 on: September 08, 2016, 01:12:07 AM »
Receives Walmart.

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"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..." --Darth Sidious

"Being a soldier isn't just following orders - it's following those orders while in the service of a higher cause. When that cause is betrayed, we aren't soldiers anymore; just pieces on a chess board, dying for the wrong reasons." --Unknown

A Klingon wears their emotion on his or her sleeve - when they're happy, you'll hear it; sad, you'll see it; angry, you'll fear it.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1943 on: September 08, 2016, 01:14:56 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1944 on: September 08, 2016, 04:22:11 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1945 on: September 08, 2016, 04:29:08 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1946 on: September 08, 2016, 07:20:27 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1947 on: September 08, 2016, 07:23:55 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1948 on: September 08, 2016, 07:26:04 AM »
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 0:) Didn't even cross my mind  XD

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1949 on: September 08, 2016, 08:01:51 AM »
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