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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1785 on: August 17, 2016, 10:09:58 PM »
Gets... something I have no clue about.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1786 on: August 17, 2016, 10:18:54 PM »
Recieves a burning vending machine, and a burning room by now aaaaand now it is a burning building...


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1787 on: August 17, 2016, 10:40:05 PM »
Gets Bankrupt.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1788 on: August 17, 2016, 11:16:56 PM »
You get a synth;



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1789 on: August 18, 2016, 12:40:49 AM »
You get SCREWED.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1790 on: August 18, 2016, 12:53:50 AM »
You get angry liberals who want to ban that AR-15



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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1791 on: August 19, 2016, 04:21:36 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1792 on: August 19, 2016, 07:43:19 PM »
Gets a blue basket.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1793 on: August 20, 2016, 12:41:14 AM »
Quote from: Romulan_Furry on August 19, 2016, 07:43:19 PM
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Receive an Obsidian Order Uniform.

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1794 on: August 20, 2016, 07:53:32 AM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1795 on: August 24, 2016, 03:01:29 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1796 on: August 24, 2016, 03:20:35 PM »
Recieve the long dark tea-time of the soul.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1797 on: August 24, 2016, 03:35:24 PM »
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1798 on: August 24, 2016, 03:37:19 PM »
(I'm doing fairly well)

Recieve a bag of cash.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1799 on: August 24, 2016, 03:40:26 PM »
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