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Offline Farewell

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1215 on: May 23, 2016, 02:05:51 AM »
Receives begging high school students.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1216 on: May 23, 2016, 02:10:41 AM »
Receives an obsidian tail cover.

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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1217 on: May 23, 2016, 02:24:27 AM »

Receives a thorn


Inserts one of my furs
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1218 on: May 23, 2016, 02:48:30 AM »
Receives a brush full of fur

*inserts some of roccos fur*
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Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Styxx! Mok tal Styxx kree!
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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1219 on: May 23, 2016, 03:07:45 AM »
*Receives a rocco* this ones a keeper.
*Inserts my head.*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1220 on: May 23, 2016, 03:22:28 AM »
*receives a miniature styxx*

*inserts his head*
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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Lord Frosty Butt

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1221 on: May 23, 2016, 03:26:27 AM »
*receives a miniature zaida* keeper
*Inserts Abraham Lincoln*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1222 on: May 23, 2016, 04:00:10 AM »

Quote from: Zaida on May 23, 2016, 03:07:45 AM
*Receives a rocco* this ones a keeper.
Aw, thanks  :)


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The vending machine
« Reply #1223 on: May 23, 2016, 04:05:54 AM »
*Receives a troll* dammit, why.
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1224 on: May 23, 2016, 05:25:15 AM »

Receives a person who all they do is blankly stare, they don't even blink,. They. Just. Stare.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1225 on: May 23, 2016, 06:18:13 AM »
Gets a real version of said wolf as a pet

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"I wade through the fields of punishment; the wretched faces of the damned reflect in the shadows of the folds, as if their very souls were stitched within the fabric of my black robes. Though I come from darkness, and the riches beneath the world are mine to bestow, I still begin my day with the splendor of this little… roasted… bean."

Quote from: Tim (138) on February 11, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
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:^3

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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1226 on: May 23, 2016, 02:10:50 PM »

Quote from: Styxx Von Doom on May 23, 2016, 06:18:13 AM
Gets a real version of said wolf as a pet
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Receives a guy named Joe.


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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1227 on: May 23, 2016, 02:47:16 PM »
*Receives dog tags.*
*inserts a plush off me*
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1228 on: May 23, 2016, 02:48:40 PM »

Receives an evil Zaida that starts trying to kill you


Inserts a lemon
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Re: The vending machine
« Reply #1229 on: May 23, 2016, 02:55:00 PM »
*Receives orange juice.*
*Inserts bad grades*
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