« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 10   Go Down

Author Topic: Tell A Joke  (Read 3829 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Skael

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 112
  • Gender: Male
  • Mad linguist
    • Awards
  • Species: Hyena
  • Height: 5ft 11in
  • Weight: 154.3lbs
  • Currently: Alive
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2015, 02:47:13 PM »
I don't know why you say Frenchies are hardcore. You should try eating pain, it's tasty !
Logged


Pet's name : Eusa

Offline Peanut B. Rawket

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 61
  • Gender: Male
  • Strike the earth!
    • Steam
    • Awards
  • Species: A FREAKIN CAT
  • Coloring: Black kitty fur, ice-blue kitty eyes, pink kitty tongue/ears/nose ect.
  • Height: 5' 8''
  • Weight: 200 lbs
  • Build: Chubby
  • Currently: Hello yes I am cat
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2015, 03:14:06 AM »
Have you ever noticed that glass kinda tastes like blood?
Logged
I think peanut butter is pretty cool.

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2015, 03:17:21 AM »
My life!

 Am I right?
Logged

Offline kalan

  • The immortal half blood
  • Velvety Vole
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Poster Top 50 Most Online Top 100 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2925
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: Welf
  • Coloring: Blue and silver with a small light blue crescent scar under his left eyes from a magic attack
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 189 lbs
  • Build: Tall and muscular with the strength and speed of an elf
  • Currently: Slowly coming back
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2015, 03:27:54 AM »
What, no

Im gonna die peacfully in my sleep like my grandfather not kicking and screaming like his passenger
Logged
  • Avatar by: Thunder the potato
Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

Spoiler for Hidden:
Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2015, 03:36:23 AM »
(I know it was kinda dark but ah well. I really like your joke though XD )

What's black, white and red all over?
...
...
...
...
A penguin being mauled by a polar bear
Logged

Offline kalan

  • The immortal half blood
  • Velvety Vole
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Poster Top 50 Most Online Top 100 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2925
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: Welf
  • Coloring: Blue and silver with a small light blue crescent scar under his left eyes from a magic attack
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 189 lbs
  • Build: Tall and muscular with the strength and speed of an elf
  • Currently: Slowly coming back
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2015, 03:41:08 AM »
Alright this one is risky

How do you make a cat bark

Soak it in kerosene and throw a match. WOOF
Logged
  • Avatar by: Thunder the potato
Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

Spoiler for Hidden:
Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2015, 03:47:34 AM »
((My my my....that's really dark XD))

What did the T-Rex say to the cactus?


Nothing a cactus can't speak and the T-Rex is extinct...
Logged

Offline kalan

  • The immortal half blood
  • Velvety Vole
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Poster Top 50 Most Online Top 100 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2925
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: Welf
  • Coloring: Blue and silver with a small light blue crescent scar under his left eyes from a magic attack
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 189 lbs
  • Build: Tall and muscular with the strength and speed of an elf
  • Currently: Slowly coming back
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2015, 03:59:34 AM »
Thats awesome  XD

Can an elephant jump higher than a house

Of course it can a house cant jump
Logged
  • Avatar by: Thunder the potato
Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

Spoiler for Hidden:
Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2015, 04:02:36 AM »
Knock knock....
Logged

Offline kalan

  • The immortal half blood
  • Velvety Vole
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Poster Top 50 Most Online Top 100 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2925
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: Welf
  • Coloring: Blue and silver with a small light blue crescent scar under his left eyes from a magic attack
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 189 lbs
  • Build: Tall and muscular with the strength and speed of an elf
  • Currently: Slowly coming back
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2015, 04:05:41 AM »
Who's there
Logged
  • Avatar by: Thunder the potato
Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

Spoiler for Hidden:
Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2015, 04:06:59 AM »
Meeee....
Logged

Offline kalan

  • The immortal half blood
  • Velvety Vole
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Poster Top 50 Most Online Top 100 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2925
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: Welf
  • Coloring: Blue and silver with a small light blue crescent scar under his left eyes from a magic attack
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 189 lbs
  • Build: Tall and muscular with the strength and speed of an elf
  • Currently: Slowly coming back
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2015, 04:11:11 AM »
Meeee who
Logged
  • Avatar by: Thunder the potato
Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

Spoiler for Hidden:
Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2015, 04:13:42 AM »
   








 



 









Like a boss
Logged

Offline kalan

  • The immortal half blood
  • Velvety Vole
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years Top 100 Poster Top 50 Most Online Top 100 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2925
  • Gender: Male
    • Awards
  • Species: Welf
  • Coloring: Blue and silver with a small light blue crescent scar under his left eyes from a magic attack
  • Height: 6' 2"
  • Weight: 189 lbs
  • Build: Tall and muscular with the strength and speed of an elf
  • Currently: Slowly coming back
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2015, 04:15:24 AM »
 XD it took me a minute
Logged
  • Avatar by: Thunder the potato
Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

Spoiler for Hidden:
Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

Offline Gone forever

  • Boisterous Bear
  • **
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 8 years
  • Posts: 126
  • Gender: Questioning
  • like I should be
    • Awards
Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2015, 04:17:26 AM »
Granted that's not how my name is pronounced, but it works for this case haha
« Last Edit: March 31, 2015, 04:19:04 AM by Furme »
Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 10   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Powered by EzPortal