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Tell A Joke
« on: February 12, 2015, 08:46:46 PM »
Hey i just came up with a silly little game that i think could be pretty fun and fairly simple.


Just come up with a joke that doesn't even have to be good one and post it.

Fairly simple right?


You can even make a joke on someone else's joke (like a pun), but just so long as you're not being mean.

Just keep the jokes appropriate, and have fun! :)
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2015, 12:40:26 PM »
Q:  What's grey?


A: A melted penguin
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2015, 04:50:21 PM »
What do you call a deer with no eyes

Noeyedeer

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes

Still noeyedeer
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2015, 10:07:48 AM »
A Higgs boson walks into a church and the preacher yells at him,

"YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! CALLING YOURSELF THE GOD PARTICLE WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD"

The higgs boson replies

"But then how could you have Mass!?"
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2015, 02:03:17 PM »
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the sea?


Bob


What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep?

Mat

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2015, 04:53:21 PM »
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?  :?



.........a maybee.  ;)
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2015, 06:38:57 PM »
The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2015, 01:38:18 PM »
A Canadian, An American and an Australian are tied up and being executed by fire squad.

The Canadian gets an idea, as the gunmen are about to shoot he shouts "AVALANCHE!", in the ensuring confusion the Canadian manages to escape

The American sees what the Canadian did and decides he'll do the same, when the gunmen are about to shoot he shouts "TORNADO!", in the ensuring confusion he manages to escape.

Now the Australians got it all figured out, he knows exactly what to do. When the gunmen line up their shots he sees his chance and shouts "FIRE!"

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2015, 02:45:47 PM »
Buahahaha i love that one
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2015, 03:30:23 PM »
Im suprised no furs has put this one on here yet

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2015, 04:20:58 PM »
Here's a dark one

A married couple was lying in bed one night, when the husband turned the wife and saif

"Honey, Billy looks different from our other 9 children, does he have a different father?"

The wife sighs, tries to look her husband in the eyes, a small tear flowing down her cheek, she sheepishly says

"....yes"

The husband holds gasps, he holds back his tears, he whimpers

"I... I just want to know... one thing... who is the father?"

The wife, sobbing all over the sheets, look at her husband and whispers

"You."
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2015, 04:32:58 PM »
 XD ahahahaha oh no :'(
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2015, 07:55:15 PM »
A pirate walks in to a bar holding a wheel.

He sits at the bar and the bar tender asks "what's with the wheel?"

The pirate says. "Arr, it's driving me nuts."
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2015, 05:49:42 PM »
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. One orders one drink, the next orders half a drink, the next a quarter, the next an eighth

Then the bartender goes "I see what's going on" and pours two drinks. "These people need to know their limits"
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2015, 11:05:52 PM »
If you ever get cold, you should go stand in a corner.

(They're usually about 90 degrees)
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