I wanted to make this post because I wanted to share with everyone some inventions I would love to be created one day while seeing what inventions other might want as well.
First invention: Cyber Hugs
Ever wanted to hug someone across the world but its too far, well now you can! With the Cyber Hug you can send a hug to your all of your significant others no matter how far! What are you waiting for, buy it, theres someone out there waiting for this hug!
Warning, this product may risk bone breakage to the customer when hugged. May cause cancer in the eyes, torso, and various other limbs.
Second invention: The Living Coat
Are you sad, depressed, and or lonely because you cant wear your pet while enjoying all the power packed fun it gives you? Well now you dont, with the living coat you can now wear a pet while enjoying all of the things you do with your real pet! You can play catch, football, and various other things with the living coat because it has no bones! With our most advanced genetic technology we have created the living coat and gave it the properties of a real pet while adding in a little sugar and spice! When you throw a ball thats too far for the living coat to reach, no matter it can also stretch to retrieve any object! It can also help with homework, businesses loans, and taxes! Buy it now, what are you waiting for, your not getting any happier!
Warning this product is made from real animal genes and will cause severe reactions in tbose alergic to animals such as dogs, cats, and unitatos. If defective, the product may lash out and infect the owner with rabies, heart worms, and ringworm.
I want to see what you guys come up with. Also if possible keep to the same format as theese two but if you dont want to, that's fine too.