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 ^_^V Just come and sit and say random things while rping. One rule, Nothing must make sense.

Zeha sits on top of a large pile of cheese and looks at a hippopotadile. "I've done terrible things to penguins.. with jello and mallets....." She begins crying as the wise hippopotadile thinks... and thinks....  omg
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2007, 11:05:25 PM »
A homaphrodite walks into the car, with seventeen other glasses of water and a hat.
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2007, 06:56:39 PM »
 omg
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2007, 07:52:34 PM »
"What?" he says to the stranger that he hasn't not seen before in her life.
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2007, 08:54:50 PM »
(I'm Zebby (or Zeha in the rps)) Zeha does a backflip to get up and severly lands on her skull. She frowns and pours blue paint over the new person she has never seen before. (I like Random ^_^)
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 02:06:19 AM »
*licks blue paint off, then spits it on Zeha*

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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 03:15:34 AM »
... ew, revenge must have now.....  :boom: CHEESE!  o.O
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 04:31:28 AM »
*squirts vegamite in Zeha's mouth*
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 02:55:06 PM »
Falls outta the sky....
"The best superpower ever...y'know why? BECAUSE NOBODY likes to be covered in spaghetti..."
Shoots spaghetti out of fingertips and it covers zeha and jesse up....
Throws penguins at them and skips away merrily(WTF?!)

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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 10:37:05 AM »
Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough? :P


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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 05:08:11 AM »
Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough? :P




nope..just a LIIIIIITTTTLE more.
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 06:58:53 PM »
Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough? :P




Holy Guacamole........  ooh randomnesss AND World Conquering. I applaude.

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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 07:04:37 PM »
hey. Want a new kind of cheese? It's called Chuckus Norrisus.
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 07:35:41 PM »
 :umm: Zeha pokes at the Cheese with a piece of honeycomb and screamed at it about how nasty nun-chucks-a-bucks are. Natch, She did this after cleaning off the grime with a car made of wagons. Continually Thinking of Spardels swimming acroos mountains of maple syreupatosis.
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Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 03:11:20 PM »
Coughs and sneezes.
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