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Title: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Zebracorna on August 11, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
 ^_^V Just come and sit and say random things while rping. One rule, Nothing must make sense.

Zeha sits on top of a large pile of cheese and looks at a hippopotadile. "I've done terrible things to penguins.. with jello and mallets....." She begins crying as the wise hippopotadile thinks... and thinks....  omg
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 11, 2007, 11:05:25 PM
A homaphrodite walks into the car, with seventeen other glasses of water and a hat.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Zebracorna on August 13, 2007, 06:56:39 PM
 omg
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 13, 2007, 07:52:34 PM
"What?" he says to the stranger that he hasn't not seen before in her life.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Zebracorna on August 13, 2007, 08:54:50 PM
(I'm Zebby (or Zeha in the rps)) Zeha does a backflip to get up and severly lands on her skull. She frowns and pours blue paint over the new person she has never seen before. (I like Random ^_^)
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 14, 2007, 02:06:19 AM
*licks blue paint off, then spits it on Zeha*

Here.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Zebracorna on August 14, 2007, 03:15:34 AM
... ew, revenge must have now.....  :boom: CHEESE!  o.O
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 14, 2007, 04:31:28 AM
*squirts vegamite in Zeha's mouth*
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on August 14, 2007, 02:55:06 PM
Falls outta the sky....
"The best superpower ever...y'know why? BECAUSE NOBODY likes to be covered in spaghetti..."
Shoots spaghetti out of fingertips and it covers zeha and jesse up....
Throws penguins at them and skips away merrily(WTF?!)
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: KatTheCatCalledTasha on August 15, 2007, 10:37:05 AM
Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough? :P


Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 16, 2007, 05:08:11 AM

Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough? :P





nope..just a LIIIIIITTTTLE more.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Zebracorna on August 16, 2007, 06:58:53 PM

Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough? :P





Holy Guacamole........  ooh randomnesss AND World Conquering. I applaude.

Zeha
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 16, 2007, 07:04:37 PM
hey. Want a new kind of cheese? It's called Chuckus Norrisus.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Zebracorna on August 16, 2007, 07:35:41 PM
 :umm: Zeha pokes at the Cheese with a piece of honeycomb and screamed at it about how nasty nun-chucks-a-bucks are. Natch, She did this after cleaning off the grime with a car made of wagons. Continually Thinking of Spardels swimming acroos mountains of maple syreupatosis.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 17, 2007, 03:11:20 PM
Coughs and sneezes.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on August 17, 2007, 10:38:33 PM
Goes to battleone then throws jelly and cheese at everyone then suffocates and rezzes(ressurects) self...
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Arke on August 18, 2007, 03:40:42 AM
Aboard the U.S.S. Discovery, currently in orbit over Jupiter...

He stood in front of the access terminal, staring at the red dome in the center. "I will never blink, Dave." "I don't care HAL, you challenged me to a staring contest and I'm not losing..." "Wouldn't you rather play a game of chess?" "You know I can't play chess, HAL." He blinked. "Awe, son of a -----!" "I win." "Shove it." "Can I ask you a personal question?" "Sure, as long as it's not if i'm gay or not again. It got old after the twentieth time" "Nevermind then, Dave." "You were going to ask if I was gay, weren't you, HAL?" "...No." He sighed. "Whatever. I'm going onto the internet." "I cannot allow you to do that, Dave."

Back on earth, the druids had summoned Godzilla, who was busy wreaking havok upon the monks of Tibet. However, the United States had begun testing un a weapon powerful enough to defeat him... The mustard cannon. With this, the last hope for Tibet, the first squirrel paratrooper division was deployed in Los Angeles.

The battle begins...
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on August 18, 2007, 02:13:15 PM
He brings out his bass fiddle, and starts slapping it while dancing everywhere.
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Rayne Blood Rose on August 21, 2007, 09:53:31 PM
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/Cream_Soda92/Penguins-Cheese-Pie/thththth379f03c08wk.gif)


Eivl Penguin
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Anklor, The Philosipher on August 21, 2007, 09:56:32 PM
http://www.projectplaylist.com/standalone/13646587
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Rayne Blood Rose on August 21, 2007, 09:57:28 PM
 omg i never heard that before
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Anklor, The Philosipher on August 21, 2007, 09:58:04 PM
 :lovestruck: YAY DOOKIE MONKIES GOFGFTSTHBSRTHSRTHFGHRDTHHGHHMGFMONRTMBPNOTMROHRTSMOHPTRMTRSHML:GHLF:HDTROHGMFLHMS:LKTOPMDFHOML: BMFOHDOPHGFMNMFMNPOFMNPFGNM
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Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Rayne Blood Rose on August 21, 2007, 09:59:01 PM
RANDOM I LUV IT!
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Addison Shakespeare on November 21, 2007, 03:36:36 PM
runs into the room and chucks BLUE cup cakes and rainbow bronies at everyone *haha, now your all deemed GAY* :th_Pyong-1:
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: Higeki_Tomei on August 04, 2011, 02:19:38 PM
- A WILD HIGEKI APPEARS!!!-
- clones self then clones glomp everyone- Muahahaha
Title: Re: Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on August 04, 2011, 02:27:29 PM
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