Destroy-A-Wish

[Ben]

Granted bit after you get the money you have to burn it and watch all your desires burn before your very eyes

I wish I had complete silence for five minuets

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted, but you're deaf now!

I wish I could have a fursuit.

[The Magic Otter]

Granted, but out of real fur and the soles of the animals you killed will haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish I was happy.

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted, but because of drugs!

I wish I could get away from all this pumpkin spice BS

[Cheza]

Granted, but now everything tastes of broccoli and asparagus.




I wish I could go home now.

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted! Home is where the heart is, an someone took yours out and placed it on the floor!

Wish I could be my Fursona.

[Cheza]

Granted. You're now a fictional character on the internet ^^




I wish I had some coffee..

[Trixsie Vixen]

You get coffee.  It's instant, specifically Pablo: the crappiest instant coffee ever!

Spoiler for Pablo ad from the year I was born:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3uSVIZEuvM

I wish Halloween costume was organised

[Zey]

Granted but It's So horrific that you scare everyone away.

I wish I would be accepted into college.

[Peanut B. Rawket]

Granted! But you get ridiculous amounts of debt!


I wish i had an salsa-dancing alpaca. That'd be rad.

[Grey]

Granted, but it'll go mad and eat all the avocados.


I wish I had a giant kiwi.

[SerebroVolk]

Granted but its the size of Earth and causes the two objects to crash in a tasty explosion.

i wish animals could talk.

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted but they are all very sarcastic and hate people.

I wish I could be super 0p3r80r

[drakewithout]

granted but your change has given you cancer You have six moths to live.


 


I wish I had done that essay last week.

[MrRazot]

Granted, you can read everyone's mind.
although you have no control over this and your brain will probably explode the second you step into a largely populated area.


I wish for a fish.