The last poster wins!!!

[Grey]

Take your feelings. Triple them and spread them over a week. That's how I've been.


I feel like I need a cookie.
Or too.
Maybe three.

Five?


Nah twenty sounds good.
No wait. SIXTY!

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

I don't mean to be rude, but you are wrong Grey you are just down right wrong.

[White Wolf Guardian]

You don't want to be fat. *Waddles away*

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

Eh now I'm hungry

[White Wolf Guardian]

I've only had like 450 calories today, I need to eat soon.

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

I tend to forget to eat... I don't think I've eaten since Wednesday

[White Wolf Guardian]

I have to watch food like numbers, or I'll be fat forever. *Slumps*

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

Come now surely it's not that bad friend

[White Wolf Guardian]

It is! *Eats cardboard* I try to only eat 1200 calories per day.

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

That's not good. You should still it the recommended 2000. You just need to work out more. A pound of Muscle weighs the same as a pound of fat, but the muscle looks better silly

[White Wolf Guardian]

I don't like muscular *Ears droop*

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

Why not buddy?

[White Wolf Guardian]

Buffing up always made me uncomfortable, gym obsessed types scare me.

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

Ah, well there's a difference between a gym and home. Home work outs are easier to accommodate than ya think. And no need for machines honest

[White Wolf Guardian]

I only want to be small, not strong

I WIN!