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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #795 on: July 12, 2014, 04:01:44 PM »
The ability to not find anything you placed down seconds ago.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #796 on: July 15, 2014, 03:47:43 AM »
Hmm, the power to drink water thats like really really hot.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #797 on: July 15, 2014, 03:49:20 AM »
The ability to see in the dark but only when you close your eyes.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #798 on: July 15, 2014, 03:52:47 AM »
The ability to walk through walls that are made of paper.
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« Reply #799 on: July 15, 2014, 03:53:45 AM »
Super bad luck
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #800 on: July 15, 2014, 03:57:16 AM »
The ability to urinate out of, wait this is useless super powers not disgusting super powers...

The ability to speak brail?
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« Reply #801 on: July 15, 2014, 03:58:42 AM »
super slow-motion
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« Reply #802 on: July 15, 2014, 03:59:48 AM »
Super ultra mega slow thinking, beat that Zephyr!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #803 on: July 15, 2014, 04:01:58 AM »
Gah! I cant think of anything!  XD


The ability to cook 1 minute microwave meals in 58 seconds?
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #804 on: July 15, 2014, 04:08:18 AM »
I'm running out to  D:
The ability to turn into a tiny little pebble.
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« Reply #805 on: July 15, 2014, 04:12:22 AM »
ummm
 


the ability to attract bullets
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #806 on: July 15, 2014, 04:13:28 AM »
Hmm, feel like I saw that one before...

The ability to become a beehive
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« Reply #807 on: July 15, 2014, 05:19:28 AM »
The ability to lose hair


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« Reply #808 on: July 15, 2014, 06:29:16 AM »
The ability to attract illnesses
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #809 on: July 15, 2014, 06:39:26 AM »
The ability to make people cry
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