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Useless Super Powers
« on: August 05, 2013, 09:37:48 AM »
What do you think would be the worst super power to have?
They can be funny or serious.

I can imagine an acute sense of taste could be a blessing and a curse. XD
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 07:09:46 PM »
The ability to summon a 100-pound bag of stale bagels at any given time.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 07:40:05 PM »
Ability to turn into an average sized brick for 3.7 minutes.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 10:16:12 PM »
Salt Man and his enemies Dr Snail and Count Snow


yea salt would suck
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2013, 01:18:54 AM »
Form of...a bucket of water!

...forever...
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2013, 06:51:52 AM »
Oo oo oo, Tree powers activate! *turns into tree*
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 09:15:56 PM »
The ability to gain weight, but not lose it.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2013, 01:37:02 AM »
*eats eucalyptus leaves and lives*
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2013, 02:00:18 PM »
The ability to summon a rabid dog. But every time you do it you also gain the scent of raw beef.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 08:16:42 PM »
Mucus bending.

Useful, probably, but I'm not sure anyone would want you around.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2013, 03:59:34 AM »
Quote from: Nobi on August 08, 2013, 01:37:02 AM
*eats eucalyptus leaves and lives*

Is it a sloth? Is it a oversized gum nut?

No! It's Koala Man!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2013, 04:21:15 AM »
One thing that occurs to me, It's been pointed out that most superpowers would require the used to also have an immunity to thier power / and or other immunities or powers.

Fire for instance. If you could trow fire from your hands but weren't resistant to it, it would be useless and you'd probably kill yourself before you ever learned to control it.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2013, 04:12:58 AM »
The ability to play a random song from your mouth every time you open it.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2013, 05:29:50 AM »
Quote from: Nobi on August 10, 2013, 04:12:58 AM
The ability to play a random song from your mouth every time you open it.

http://youtu.be/7vKH3hPvBrE?t=12s
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2013, 12:09:36 PM »
The ability of to spawn ACID MAGNETS


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