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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #615 on: March 05, 2014, 10:02:06 AM »
Quote from: Tim R. Siguire on March 05, 2014, 05:24:57 AM
The power to pull off an asian


The ability to get this far into a sentence without laughing
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #616 on: March 06, 2014, 02:46:05 AM »
The power to fluff pillows with your eyelashes
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #617 on: March 06, 2014, 02:48:27 AM »
To grow your nails really long by will
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #618 on: March 06, 2014, 05:49:20 AM »
Ze abilité tu Cry Ice or Rainbows.




Heh Heh I gave birth to Rainbows by crying, a child born of Tearducts. lol
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #619 on: March 06, 2014, 12:26:21 PM »
The power to bring back disco
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #620 on: March 06, 2014, 04:43:46 PM »
The ability to brush your teeth with your eyes closed
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #621 on: March 06, 2014, 10:02:11 PM »
Calcium strength at your command!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #622 on: March 06, 2014, 10:05:54 PM »
The power to get lemons out of life






so earlier i posted about the power to bring back disco. coworker today totally did that, it was creepy.... i will never listen to the Bee Gees again.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #623 on: March 06, 2014, 10:14:26 PM »
XDD lol. The power to unwillingly deflect sound waves .-.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #624 on: March 06, 2014, 10:15:14 PM »
Quote from: KaneQuicktail on March 06, 2014, 12:26:21 PM
The power to bring back disco


This cracked me up, I never thought it would happen  D:
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #625 on: March 07, 2014, 03:33:48 PM »
The power to stop time.

All of it, including you.
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« Reply #626 on: March 07, 2014, 10:21:07 PM »
The power to make blades of grass blow against the wind
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #627 on: March 08, 2014, 12:36:01 AM »
The ability to consciously control your eye floaters.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #628 on: March 08, 2014, 01:46:27 AM »
The power to sit down without a chair
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #629 on: March 11, 2014, 04:12:22 AM »
The power to have glass bones while playing American Football.
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