Useless Super Powers

[HyenaKing]

I have a -----

the pwer to make other people finish a sentence

[Grey]

More annoying than useless, but possibly satisfying. 

[HyenaKing]

Aww!
Almost made you do it ALMOST!

[Grey]

Almost made me finish the sentence? Nope. If I'm honest, I completely missed the point!

[HyenaKing]

The Power to have noone eat you soul.
becasue t tastes like fuitcake.

[Grey]

I like fruit, but not fruitcake. Is that weird?

The power to be unobservant and weird. Oh wait then you would just be me! 

[HyenaKing]

The ability to have a
A Random Pikachu Appeared!

[Grey]

I want to hug it!  The ability to feel the need to hug everything, even if it's impractical.

[HyenaKing]

The aability to de-claw headcrabs so they can hug you face without pain

[Grey]

Headcrabs scared me when I first saw them! But now I'm beginning to think they only want hugs.

Amazingly useless ability: The ability to never get any abilities! 

[HyenaKing]

Headcrabs, love all of them exept for the bastard poison zombies that took forever to kill and made the creepiest noises

The Abliltity to turn your hometoen into RAVENHOLM

[Grey]

Never really got that far into the game. I should play it again! Just looked up Ravenholm, seems like a fun place!

The ability to google something, not wait that's not really useless.

[HyenaKing]

Father Grigori is sometimes glicier and creepier than ravenholm itself sometimes.

[Grey]

Mentally unstable huh? Wish I could get a SPAS 12 just like that.

[HyenaKing]

wat
He has the gun named "Annebelle"
The Power to correct someone even if your not sure that they are wrong.