Author Topic: Useless Super Powers (Read 40114 times)

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #75 on:** October 26, 2013, 02:43:25 PM »

Ability to tell lame jokes.

HyenaKing · « **Reply #76 on:** October 26, 2013, 11:44:37 PM »

Ability to have super long fingers.

Maine · « **Reply #77 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:25:16 AM »

The ability to accurately predict the ending of anything. It shall be called, Spoiler Alert.

Marcus · « **Reply #78 on:** October 30, 2013, 11:54:37 AM »

Ability to predict weather after it happens.

Buna · « **Reply #79 on:** October 31, 2013, 03:41:09 AM »

The ability to summon a piece of pocket lint by saying "Sir Knight pocket lint cometh"

That would be kind of cool actually...

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #80 on:** October 31, 2013, 07:48:02 AM »

The ability to summon photographers to your rescue.

BakaFawkes · « **Reply #81 on:** November 02, 2013, 12:33:22 AM »

The ability to fart through your mouth.

Maine · « **Reply #82 on:** November 03, 2013, 02:22:00 AM »

The ability to sleep eight hours straight.

Trigahex · « **Reply #83 on:** November 03, 2013, 04:24:07 AM »

The ability to miss everything.

BakaFawkes · « **Reply #84 on:** November 03, 2013, 01:45:15 PM »

The ability to raise everyone's expectations of you.

I might have this power...

Maine · « **Reply #85 on:** November 04, 2013, 02:32:31 PM »

The ability to change the colours of flowers.

Deleted Profile · « **Reply #86 on:** November 10, 2013, 06:21:43 AM »

The ability to go bald at any random moment.

Nobi · « **Reply #87 on:** November 11, 2013, 05:27:19 PM »

The power to increase your body's fat content at any time and by any amount, but not decrease it.

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #88 on:** November 13, 2013, 11:20:23 PM »

^that sounds a lot like me xD

The ability to speak really fast.

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Nobi · « **Reply #89 on:** November 14, 2013, 12:53:28 AM »

The ability to speak really really slowly!

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