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Offline Marcus

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2013, 04:49:15 PM »
Ability to summon a broken pencil with no eraser, and breaks every time you sharpen it.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2013, 02:22:26 AM »
The ability to recite the alphabet backwards flawlessly without any hesitation.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2013, 10:08:11 AM »
To be able to imagine doing incredible super feats, but not being able to do them IRL
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2013, 03:13:11 AM »
Quote from: Maine on August 11, 2013, 10:08:11 AM
To be able to imagine doing incredible super feats, but not being able to do them IRL

Hey, I have that power!! :D
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2013, 04:07:02 PM »
The ability to fly for exactly .5 seconds ever 3 hours.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2013, 01:28:21 AM »
Having the ability to travel in time. But only forwards. At a rate of one second per second.

Although I myself can communicate telepathically with root vegetables!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2013, 11:24:27 AM »

This came up in my head the moment I read the topic's title.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2013, 01:45:27 PM »
The ability to forget what you said five seconds ago. ... The ability to forget what you said five seconds ago. ... The ability to forget what you said five seconds ago.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2013, 02:50:12 PM »
The ability to transform to a plastic plant.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2013, 10:18:14 AM »
Having the ability to rotate your head 360 degrees
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2013, 06:35:27 AM »
Predicting coin flips.

Just kidding! That would be tits. You could challenge unwitting people constantly.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2013, 10:30:32 PM »
The ability to spawn a tomato that is 4.7 thousand years old.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2013, 03:08:53 AM »
The ability to grow a set of wings..... that would only carry a moth.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2013, 03:35:17 AM »
Just throwing this in here.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2013, 11:24:58 PM »
The ability to not pick your nose in public.
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