"I only said I was Christian all these years, so you would not oppress me further. I also prefer male company, you will never understand anything about me, because you never listened to me. I was never more than an investment to you."
"You were a good friend, but you don't choose your friends well. Those other people will let you down someday and they will take your profits and squander all of your value. Don't waste your time."
"I think you are a fool, and the only reason you became a pastor is so that you can look past how much of an egotistical jackass you really are."
"The day you went out with her, was the last time we ever talked really. Obviously, friendship only lasted by the convenience of the moment."
For obvious reasons, you never tell people these things.