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Bad puns
« on: June 14, 2012, 04:08:07 PM »
This thread is a place to put all those bad puns you hear that youve just got to tell someone

Ex. I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win but no pun in ten did
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 02:06:42 PM »
A tennis player tried to sleep, but stayed up because of the racket
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 04:16:58 PM »
I don't know, I'm just not very punny.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 04:34:24 PM »
Moths are very spiritual animals, and they never fear to go into the light.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 05:06:41 PM »
I never knew that fixing windows could be such a payne.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 06:42:35 PM »
 Going to the chiropractor is a pain in the neck.
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 06:48:08 PM »
I like a fresh lightbulb, they really brighten up my day.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 08:12:05 PM »
Eminem (M&M) is a candy rapper.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2012, 01:43:19 AM »
What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?


Batman: "Get in the car"
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 10:47:21 PM »
I used to have a fear over hurdels, but i got over it... (Get it!? :D uh...)
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 06:33:34 PM »
what would George Washington do if he was alive to day (scream and scratch at the top of his confine) ^_^ X3   
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2012, 06:34:39 PM »
Visual pun time


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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2012, 11:16:36 AM »
a DJ went to hospital today... he slipped a disk :P
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2012, 05:00:20 PM »
I was going to be a cardiologist but I didn't have the heart :P
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2012, 05:57:30 PM »
i was going to be a neurosurgeon, though i didn't have the nerves to do it
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