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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2012, 11:39:30 PM »
I was going to be a marine biologist but my grades were below "sea"-level.

I tried flamenco dancing on a fishing boat...but they said i couldn't cast-a-net

I was in Ireland recently and saw the headline "Cork man drowns" it was even more ironic that his name was Bob

I tried to become a comedian but people didn't think I was very punny

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I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2012, 05:13:32 PM »
XD


What do you call a man being attacked by a lion?
Claude
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2012, 07:53:37 PM »
Two antennas got married the ceremony wasnt much but the reception was great
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2012, 07:54:51 PM »
skeletons dont really go to dances as they dont have any body to go with :P
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2012, 10:24:21 PM »
I tried to get a ladybug as a phone, but it was too buggy
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2012, 04:37:36 AM »
One molecule said to the other "I think I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive."

IWill be posting here a lot.  >:3 He he he...
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2012, 04:44:30 PM »
What's the best type of guard for an old people's home?

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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2012, 04:54:16 PM »
So two fish are swimming when they suddenly run into a dike. Then, one fish turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2012, 05:48:39 PM »
Two fish in a tank, then the one says to the other "can you drive this thing?"
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2012, 06:59:15 PM »
Quote from: MrRazot on July 08, 2012, 05:48:39 PM
Two fish in a tank, then the one says to the other "can you drive this thing?"


Brilliant! XD

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Stewart Francis talks about Jobs


This is all you need :3 Youtube Stewart Francis for more ^^
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2012, 12:56:55 PM »
I watched a movie about a car, and it drove me crazy
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2012, 02:05:48 PM »
I think saying a chemistry pun just makes you look like a boron...
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #27 on: December 15, 2012, 08:44:37 PM »
I thought it would be fun to be a bin truck driver...
Turned out rubbish
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2013, 06:41:08 AM »
i told to many bad pun so i was put in the puntary
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2013, 07:41:23 PM »
That was the greatest omelette I've ever eaten. Every bite was complete eggstasy!

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That movie about the cows was udderly ridiculous.
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