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What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« on: January 18, 2012, 05:55:22 PM »
This is the situation: A furry or scalie comes out of nowhere and steals your child right from your hands, what would you do?
 
I bring this up because i thought of this: "A sergal stole my child I stole hers we got married and now we have three kids"  >:3
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2012, 06:02:50 PM »
(And here's where my wolf-like defense-of-the-pack instincts come in...)


Someone takes my child...


Doesn't matter who or what, it does not end well for them.


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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2012, 07:03:03 PM »
That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"







(I don't want kids in the first place.) :P
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2012, 05:25:06 PM »
Quote from: WingedZephyr on January 18, 2012, 07:03:03 PM
That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"





(I don't want kids in the first place.) :P
 
Wow just wow really  T_T
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2012, 05:42:19 PM »
Well, if s/he wouldn't mind I'd just bite his/her head off.

I'm mostly passive and shy and generally cowardly, but seriously, any answer to this question less aggressive than mine deserves pity.
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2012, 06:15:21 PM »
Quote from: AlphaSergal on January 19, 2012, 05:25:06 PM
Quote from: WingedZephyr on January 18, 2012, 07:03:03 PM
That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"





(I don't want kids in the first place.) :P
 
Wow just wow really  T_T

It's a joke. XP It's not like I would really do that.
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2012, 06:18:49 PM »
Dependson the age of the child.
Infant/toddler? Follow them and take them out when they're not carrying fragile cargo.
Old enough to take a fall? Kill them at range. Preferably with a .300 WinMag.
Old enough to not be my problem? Find out what kind of furry/scalie they are. Possibly invite to dinner. Nothing too nice, obviously, I dont want a kidnapper thinking I have that kind of money but somewhere pleasant :Ps
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2012, 06:25:27 PM »
So, it seems as though we have some good responses. But I have to ask Aoren... why ask to dinner? I'm so confused!


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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2012, 06:30:24 PM »
It's called furry dating :P Grah I seem to have an issuegetting mypoint across lately o.o
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 06:36:59 PM »
Quote from: Aoren Deringer on January 19, 2012, 06:30:24 PM
It's called furry dating :P Grah I seem to have an issuegetting mypoint across lately o.o


Ah... Although, in complete honesty, it may not be you...


If I ever raised a child, (to me) it doesn't matter their age. If they were kidnapped I would extend as much power as I could to get them back. No one messes with my family.


But maybe that's just me...


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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 06:44:31 PM »
Perhaps thatits just a reaction to my own upbringing but I am a strong proponent that an adult should be able to support his/herself and protect their personal assets. I think that "themselves" counts as an asset. Now sure I'd post bail/ransom but that's about it.
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Otebon on January 19, 2012, 06:36:59 PM
Ah... Although, in complete honesty, it may not be you...


If I ever raised a child, (to me) it doesn't matter their age. If they were kidnapped I would extend as much power as I could to get them back. No one messes with my family.


But maybe that's just me...


 :$

It depends if it's the favourite child or not.  XP

But in all seriousness I know what you mean, I have a god daughter who means a whole lot to me and she's not even part of my family.
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2012, 02:25:23 PM »
I love your responses and i think some of them are funny and creative
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2012, 09:33:39 PM »
if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers. :/   
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Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2012, 12:19:32 AM »
Quote from: the sad guy on January 20, 2012, 09:33:39 PM
if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers. :/
 
 :| uh isn't that a bit much dude

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