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Title: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: AlphaSergal on January 18, 2012, 05:55:22 PM
This is the situation: A furry or scalie comes out of nowhere and steals your child right from your hands, what would you do?
 
I bring this up because i thought of this: "A sergal stole my child I stole hers we got married and now we have three kids"  >:3
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Otebon Albrecht on January 18, 2012, 06:02:50 PM
(And here's where my wolf-like defense-of-the-pack instincts come in...)


Someone takes my child...


Doesn't matter who or what, it does not end well for them.


 >:(
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: WingedZephyr on January 18, 2012, 07:03:03 PM
That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"

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(I don't want kids in the first place.) :P
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: AlphaSergal on January 19, 2012, 05:25:06 PM
That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"





(I don't want kids in the first place.) :P

Wow just wow really  T_T
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Sne on January 19, 2012, 05:42:19 PM
Well, if s/he wouldn't mind I'd just bite his/her head off.

I'm mostly passive and shy and generally cowardly, but seriously, any answer to this question less aggressive than mine deserves pity.
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: WingedZephyr on January 19, 2012, 06:15:21 PM
That's a random question, but... I'd say, "Thank you!"





(I don't want kids in the first place.) :P

Wow just wow really  T_T

It's a joke. XP It's not like I would really do that.
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Aoren Deringer on January 19, 2012, 06:18:49 PM
Dependson the age of the child.
Infant/toddler? Follow them and take them out when they're not carrying fragile cargo.
Old enough to take a fall? Kill them at range. Preferably with a .300 WinMag.
Old enough to not be my problem? Find out what kind of furry/scalie they are. Possibly invite to dinner. Nothing too nice, obviously, I dont want a kidnapper thinking I have that kind of money but somewhere pleasant :Ps
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Otebon Albrecht on January 19, 2012, 06:25:27 PM
So, it seems as though we have some good responses. But I have to ask Aoren... why ask to dinner? I'm so confused!


 :?
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Aoren Deringer on January 19, 2012, 06:30:24 PM
It's called furry dating :P Grah I seem to have an issuegetting mypoint across lately o.o
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Otebon Albrecht on January 19, 2012, 06:36:59 PM
It's called furry dating :P Grah I seem to have an issuegetting mypoint across lately o.o


Ah... Although, in complete honesty, it may not be you...


If I ever raised a child, (to me) it doesn't matter their age. If they were kidnapped I would extend as much power as I could to get them back. No one messes with my family.


But maybe that's just me...


 :$
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Aoren Deringer on January 19, 2012, 06:44:31 PM
Perhaps thatits just a reaction to my own upbringing but I am a strong proponent that an adult should be able to support his/herself and protect their personal assets. I think that "themselves" counts as an asset. Now sure I'd post bail/ransom but that's about it.
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Luggz on January 19, 2012, 06:50:05 PM
Ah... Although, in complete honesty, it may not be you...


If I ever raised a child, (to me) it doesn't matter their age. If they were kidnapped I would extend as much power as I could to get them back. No one messes with my family.


But maybe that's just me...


 :$

It depends if it's the favourite child or not.  XP

But in all seriousness I know what you mean, I have a god daughter who means a whole lot to me and she's not even part of my family.
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: AlphaSergal on January 20, 2012, 02:25:23 PM
I love your responses and i think some of them are funny and creative
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Jinx Leven on January 20, 2012, 09:33:39 PM
if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers. :/   
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: AlphaSergal on January 21, 2012, 12:19:32 AM
if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers. :/

 :| uh isn't that a bit much dude

Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Otebon Albrecht on January 21, 2012, 01:49:21 AM

 :o

Although I feel your pain and empathize with it, that's a bit much...



Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Sne on January 21, 2012, 02:40:45 PM
if i had a kid and the someone stole it i would go up to them take there head slam it against a railing and throw them off the Eiffel tower onto a bed of spikes. I would do that even if it wasn't family. I don't like kidnappers. :/

 :| uh isn't that a bit much dude
s/much/little/
Imagine this in real life. If you do it right you'll feel that nothing is too much in that sort of situation. At the very least, you wouldn't care about the consequences. Would you? I think most kidnappings end in murders, and I'm certain most of those murders occur within few hours from the kidnapping. It's very probable that once kidnapped, the pup will not survive. And what will happen during those hours? It's just imperative to stop the kidnapper, whatever the cost. I don't think kidnapper's life is a big price, really, even if the death is gruesome (well, shouldn't kidnap in the first place).
I don't really see the point of putting "a furry or scalie" instead of "somebody" in the thread's subject except to make the question thematic.
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Jinx Leven on January 21, 2012, 10:14:52 PM
ya that's a bit much truly i would just shoot him with a 20 gauge or slit his throat
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: AlphaSergal on January 22, 2012, 01:05:06 AM
Ok to SNE i put the furry and scalie thing in there because i'm thinking of a world where humans are rarely seen and it's only furs scales and avians so that's just one of the realities i use to substitute this reality so XP, as for he sad guy that is still a pretty harsh thing to do to someone even if it is your child hey didn't murder them they just took them ok man  T_T
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Jinx Leven on January 22, 2012, 01:27:55 AM
like Sne said i will probably end in the murder of the child i would at least beat him up for stealing the kid :/
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: Aoren Deringer on January 22, 2012, 11:12:53 PM
The return to the .300 WinMag! :D Kill the kidnappers-
We should form a vigilante group with that name.
Title: Re: What would you do if a furry or scalie stole your child?
Post by: anoni on January 23, 2012, 10:05:50 AM
Call the police. Doesn't matter who, he/she/it stole my freaking child! XD