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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2012, 07:48:31 AM »
Contrary to popular belief, Otebon's shirts are actually crafted from a polyester-cotton mix, instead of 100% cotton.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2012, 07:52:19 AM »
Roland runs the factories where he custom makes my shirts.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2012, 07:58:02 AM »
The daily pay for workers in Otebon's factories are below standard rate.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2012, 08:00:26 AM »
Roland has a job as a lifeguard at the local Swim Park.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2012, 08:04:11 AM »
Otebon mysteriously stopped going to the local Swim Park after Roland became the lifeguard...

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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2012, 08:05:27 AM »
Roland has made 32 saves during his tenure as a Lifeguard. All of them on small children that cried as they were carried out of the water due to his intimidating size and strength.
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« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2012, 08:06:38 AM »
Otebon has a rare disease that makes him skip past people or posts he deems unimportant to post a reply to...

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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2012, 08:08:20 AM »
Roland has posting-related dyslexia. The exact details on how this makes any sense has yet to be determined.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2012, 08:09:23 AM »
Roland's scales are kept bright and shiny through a home made mixture that he brews in his own backyard. The recipe is set to come out this spring.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2012, 05:22:32 PM »
Otebon has a massive scar across his chest, but where he got the scar is still a mystery, even to himself...

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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2012, 06:21:43 PM »
Leiton has a dread fascination with the moon. He is of the belief that, one day, it will fall from the sky.
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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2012, 06:24:07 PM »
Otebon is secretly building a cannon that will be able to shoot somebody to the moon.

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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2012, 06:29:30 PM »
(Why did you tell them that!?!? It was supposed to be a surprise for Rigor! Now her birthday is ruined...)


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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2012, 06:39:43 PM »
(Why did you tell them that!?!? It was supposed to be a surprise for Rigor! Now her birthday is ruined...)

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Re: The Headcannon game
« Reply #74 on: January 05, 2012, 06:41:48 PM »
Mortis.Reptus, however, Is a doctor. Trust her.

 

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