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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Goblin Cat 😸 on December 20, 2011, 06:49:36 PM
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So, for those that don't know what a headcannon is, it's basically something that hasn't happened yet in cannon or isn't cannon in something's storyline. It's basically a person's own personal cannon about whatever the thing is. I'm sure you've heard the term floating around the net.
SO BASICALLY, the game is to post a headcannon about the person above you's character. Basically, you post something you assume is cannon about their character. It can be silly, serious, anything.
For example, a friend said about my fursona Rigor: "Rigor has bad posture because she has no spine. It's actually just a line of gummy worms tied together."
So yeah. Get crackin'. This'll be fun.
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Mortis' horns are actually made from old Halloween candy
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^Alexi is both crazy like a fox and fast like a cheetah. CRAZY FAST.
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Mortis.Reptis was offered a bunch of fake money, but she threw it on the GROUUUUUUUUUUND!
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Cifero was born unable to turn his head until he grew out of it. This is why he's pretty freaked out about having wings suddenly.
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Mortis.Reptis invented karaoke. That's why she's such a good singer.
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^Cifero actually has no mouth. He "eats" through absorbing nourishment through the bottom part of his face.
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Otebon gets harassed by douche bags to pop his collar. That's why he looks so angry in his profile picture.
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Mortis lost the pupils of her eyes in an unfortunate ballooning accident.
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Otebon can't pronounce "Howard."
Whose Line Is It Anyway- Songstyles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgIEw_v8Ht0#)
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(He kept on misspelling Howard! Can't stop laughing!!!)
Cifero hasn't purchased shoes in three years due to a restraining order that came about after an event his legal representation says he's not allowed to discuss. The released details include a shovel, three teddy bears, the CEO of Nike, and 14 cases of lemons.
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(^ XD Oh my gosh, you sound just like me. I say random stuff constantly, including "constipation" and "Bob Newhart". And it's usually out of context.)
Otebon got his butt handed to him by Guy No. 1 and Guy No. 2 from The Lonely Island.
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Cifero has a mental disability that makes him unable to follow the rules. This has resulted in several rather frivolous lawsuits with the local police for loitering near "No Loitering" signs and taking naps next to "Stay Off The Grass" signs.
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Otebon is actually Mick Jagger's furry form.
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(What can I say, I got some moves...)
Cifero is actually well known in the Western United States for his ability to dance.
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(Well, I suppose my Rod Stewart impression is decent...)
Otebon is actually the resurrected simulacrum of Brandon Lee.
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(nice use of the word simulacrum)
Cifero owns every copy of the Encyclopedia Britannica and reads them whenever free time permits.
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Otebon has no vision problems. He wears glasses so that he looks smart.
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(Thank you. Nice use of the Encyclopedia Britannica.)
Mortis.Reptis hangs with Chuck Norris and Dick Sharpe every third Tuesday.
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The F. in "Cifero F. Windtail" actually holds no meaning. It is there so Cifero can say he has a middle name, much like Harry S. Truman.
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(Actually, it really DOES mean Feuilly. I like that character in Les Miserables.)
Otebon rickrolled the president.
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Cifero has served two consecutive terms as Undersecretary of the Ridiculous Force.
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Boone Zofox is actually a Cow in Fox's clothing.
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Otebon somehow managed to escape the law after mauling a frat boy who insisted that he popped his collar and wore shades.
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Mortis portrays a happy, almost jovial front to the world to conceal her fantastic brain and ability to count to infinity.
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Otebon likes to tap dance.
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Cifero has only four fingers on either hand.
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Otebon can cut down tall things with a herring.
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The green portion's of Cifero's avatar are actually a well made suit.
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Though it goes by mostly unnoticed, Otebon's necklace houses the souls of all of those who dare ask him to "pop his collar."
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(I like this one...
Though it goes by mostly unnoticed, Otebon's necklace houses the souls of all of those who dare ask him to "pop his collar."
... It makes me smile)
Leiton's avatar is actually sentient. It stares out of your screen and reports back to Leiton every night.
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Otebon's avi has before induced a comatose-like trance that lasted about five minutes. @.@
True story.
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Leiton enjoys reading as many books as he can get his hands on.
No wait, that's me...
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Though he refuses to admit it, Cifero has before given up in the fight for the Users. He was in the middle of a simulation when he got hungry and quit. :P
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Leiton is really the MCP in disguise.
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Cifero once had a run in with GlaDOS and now has potato-based nightmares
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Otebon killed the companion cube... XD
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(Oh, but that is true. >:3 )
Cifero was once able to lodge a blue portal inside of an orange portal. Then the multiverse became the universe we know today.
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Otebon killed his companion cube because it lied to him.
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Leiton is The Rat Man's brother.
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Otebon posts 400 times a week... and still hasn't managed to make it to 1000!
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(My posts aren't counted... I don't know why... :'( )
Cifero is unable to spell "Howard"
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(Oooooooooooh you dirty rat!) XD
Otebon can move like Jagger.
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Cifero's elbows do not allow his arms to fully straighten. This has made him an exceptionally good boxer.
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Otebon doesn't change his socks, but the goats don't mind the smell. Fare thee well, Otebon, Fare thee well, I say...
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Cifero is known for being overly protective of the characters in RPs. He feels that every character that dies is a lost opportunity.
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(You're never gonna let me forget that, are you?)
Otebon likes eating his peas with honey.
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Cifero's favorite food is tripe. Not even he knows why.
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Oteban secretly likes rap music, despite his intelligent appearance.
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Mortis.Reptus saved the world. Twice. Both times from himself.
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Leiton learned to control shadows, not from curiosity, but from fear. When he was a kid, he had a crippling fear of the dark, so he made it leave.
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(Leiton, Mortis.Reptis is a GIRL.)
Otebon likes to do the Spanish Panic.
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Cifero's favorite dance is the Macaraina. He does this dance every night in the park between the hours of 2300 and 0100.
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Otebon can dance if he wants to.
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Cifero was actually the first choice for the character Captain James T. Kirk from Star Trek, but due to time constraints and the unfortunate disagreement involving costumes, he turned down the offer.
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Roland's avatar pic was actually taken by mistake. The pose was not planned and he happened to be walking by a newly painted, white building.
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Otebon was killed by Tinsel. (DreamKeepers reference!)
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Cifero was the shooter on the Grassy Knoll.
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Otebon met Michael Jackson before he had surgery
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Sig is actually slightly afraid of looking at the water. That is why he spends so much time floating on his back.
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Contrary to popular belief, Otebon's shirts are actually crafted from a polyester-cotton mix, instead of 100% cotton.
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Roland runs the factories where he custom makes my shirts.
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The daily pay for workers in Otebon's factories are below standard rate.
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Roland has a job as a lifeguard at the local Swim Park.
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Otebon mysteriously stopped going to the local Swim Park after Roland became the lifeguard...
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Roland has made 32 saves during his tenure as a Lifeguard. All of them on small children that cried as they were carried out of the water due to his intimidating size and strength.
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Otebon has a rare disease that makes him skip past people or posts he deems unimportant to post a reply to...
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Roland has posting-related dyslexia. The exact details on how this makes any sense has yet to be determined.
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Roland's scales are kept bright and shiny through a home made mixture that he brews in his own backyard. The recipe is set to come out this spring.
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Otebon has a massive scar across his chest, but where he got the scar is still a mystery, even to himself...
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Leiton has a dread fascination with the moon. He is of the belief that, one day, it will fall from the sky.
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Otebon is secretly building a cannon that will be able to shoot somebody to the moon.
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(Why did you tell them that!?!? It was supposed to be a surprise for Rigor! Now her birthday is ruined...)
Leiton once ate and entire box of chocolate in one sitting. He said it was delicious.
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(Why did you tell them that!?!? It was supposed to be a surprise for Rigor! Now her birthday is ruined...)
LOL. Also, at this point, I don't care if I'm called a he or a she for the record. xD
Otebon is not actually a doctor. He just has that symbol on his polo so he can look professional.
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Mortis.Reptus, however, Is a doctor. Trust her.
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Leiton is hiding in the shadows because he has sensitive skin. He tends to get sunburned out in the light.
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(I'm not a doctor :( . But I want to be... I'm learning!)
Mortis Reptus chameleon-like abilities extend to everyday life. She blends so well into the background that, to entertain herself on long weekends, she goes into crowded areas and exchanges the hats of strangers with each other.
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(I'm not a doctor :( . But I want to be... I'm learning!)
Mortis Reptus chameleon-like abilities extend to everyday life. She blends so well into the background that, to entertain herself on long weekends, she goes into crowded areas and exchanges the hats of strangers with each other.
Oh my god, I think this is by far my favorite. xD
Oteban likes to hunt down all that demand he pop his collar and put bleach in their hair gel.
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(*Bows dramatically. Glad you like it Rigor)
Rigor enjoys long walks on the beach. Not because of the sand or surf. It's because the warm temperatures generally associated with the beach assist in her digestion. She is cold-blooded after all.
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Otebon has had his collar popped. Once. By me. B)
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The event that Leiton is speaking of is currently being dealt with by the appropriate authorities.
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Otebon is planning to join the 2016 presidential election.
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Roland La Fourche is going to be my PR manager. He wants to use the phrase "I am not a crook" as my campaign slogan.
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Otebon is not a crook.
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Cifero's Deli has been awarded the World's Greatest Grinder award four years running.
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Roland knows what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
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In exactly four years from now, Cifero's plan for new world order will be realized.
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Roland is the lead singer in a famous band.
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Cifero is trying to get dodge ball to be a professional sport
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The Sad Guy knows me well.
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Cifero plans on tacking over the world with 3 trillion toy soldiers.
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The sad guy's actual name is "The S. Guy." What does the "S" stand for? Steven.
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no!
letion is the worlds worst liar. >:3
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The sad guy is afraid to admit that he has fallen for one of my lies before.
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Leition is still the worst ever.
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The Sad Guy likes to dance like Dick Van Dyke.
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Cifero likes to pretend he is Chuck Norris in his room.
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(Clark Datchler or Eric Draven, actually. Among others.)
Sad Guy likes to pretend that he is Steven Segall in his room.