Tainted Wish Game

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

that one person that does suddently dies of caffine overdose

I wish i was never ever sick.

[Weesha]

You never are but that means you don't get to skip school for any reason.. EVAR


I wish... things would clean themselves.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

they do, but then you have to smell amonia for the rest of your life

I wish no one could smite anyone.

[StarFX100]

The genie smites you and leaves.

I wish me and everyone else became furries.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

We do, but we're the only ones.


I wish homophobes didn't exist.

[Weesha]

They don't but neither do homosexuals.


I wish somebody would get me some more pop.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*gets her some pop* It's caffinated and carbonated salt water.

I wish people would sometimes shut up.

[Weesha]

They do, but the word 'sometimes' turns into 'never'

I wish more people knew about my products and bought them.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

They do, but it's advertised on my male reproductive organ, and NO ONE sees that.

I wish I had gotten that job at the antique mall.

[Weesha]

You did, but it catches on fire.


I wish my mom would hurry up with making dinner.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

She does, but it burns.

I wish I stil could've gotten that job.

[Weesha]

You did, but then they decide to pay you a $1 an hour.


I wish there wasn't such a thing as 'bass' when you're driving your car down the street.  :umm:

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

There isn't, but there is such a thing as TREBLE

I now wish i get that job at the library

[Weesha]

You do, but all the librarians talk sh*t about you behind your back.  :snicker:


I wish my hands weren't cold.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

they aren't but they're melting away

I wish I didn't take such long naps.