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Author Topic: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?  (Read 4130 times)

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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2010, 07:01:35 PM »
My best one is innapropriate for here so i gotta go with this one

Chuck Norris can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2010, 04:19:40 PM »
I don't get it q.q
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2010, 04:21:11 PM »
you know how everyone cept kids cant see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch? CHuck norris can
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2010, 07:35:40 PM »
O, *pity laugh* sorry
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2010, 11:08:37 AM »
don't feel sorry.....its OK to not laugh. but remember if the joke isn't funny....MAKE A BETTER ONE!!
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2010, 11:41:03 PM »
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2010, 01:49:36 AM »
I think I Heard that one

MLK might of had a dream, but Chuck Norris has a reality
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2010, 06:35:53 PM »
Chuck Norris can make an onion cry.
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2010, 06:44:02 PM »
And that one

Chuck Noris, has caught them all
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2010, 06:51:55 PM »
Chuck Norris found waldo, then punched him
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2010, 06:55:01 PM »
Superman and Chuck Norris once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2010, 06:57:12 PM »
The grand canyon once was filled with water, Chuck Noris once got thirsty.
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2010, 10:23:22 PM »
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2010, 04:29:18 AM »
Chuck Noris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
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Re: <Completely Random> Best Chuck Norris Joke?
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2010, 04:34:02 AM »
Chuck Norris can open a jar of pickles. Without breaking it!
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