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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #750 on: March 30, 2011, 10:44:12 PM »
(What?)

In Soviet Russia, the toilet craps in YOU!

In Soviet Russia, the Super Bass-o-matic '76 grinds up dead bass in YOU!

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DAMMIT!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #751 on: March 30, 2011, 11:13:37 PM »
In soviet russia, they make in capitalist america jokes!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #752 on: March 30, 2011, 11:18:28 PM »
In Soviet Russia, F.P. wears a shirt!  XP
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #753 on: March 30, 2011, 11:19:52 PM »
In soviet russia, fursuit wears you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #754 on: March 30, 2011, 11:27:22 PM »
In Soviet Russia, the die would hacks!  XD
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #755 on: March 31, 2011, 01:25:48 AM »
In Soviet Russia, the Boss does things like You!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #756 on: March 31, 2011, 01:27:34 AM »
ISR, they dont say the word (censored) on a family orientated forum. or dammit. *couch couch* CIFERO WINDTAIL!!!!!!!!!! *couch couch*
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #757 on: March 31, 2011, 12:00:25 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you are the lie!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #758 on: April 01, 2011, 12:20:20 AM »
In soviet russia, Portal gun shoot you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #759 on: April 02, 2011, 05:40:00 PM »
ISR, Don McLean would make bad music!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #760 on: April 03, 2011, 01:02:15 PM »
In soviet russia,
hockey plays you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #761 on: April 04, 2011, 01:46:20 AM »
In Soviet Russia, We DO need stinkin' badges!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #762 on: April 26, 2011, 02:23:19 AM »
Quote from: FoxyParkour on March 30, 2011, 11:13:37 PM
In soviet russia, they make in capitalist america jokes!

In capitalist america, bank robs you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #763 on: April 28, 2011, 04:21:46 PM »
In Soviet Russia video games play you :D
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #764 on: April 30, 2011, 06:32:56 AM »
In Soviet Russia, these jokes are classic!
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