Dear sweet mother, while your anger and frustration is actually justified for a change, trying to guilt-trip or downright accuse me for causing it is not appreciated. It was a pure unfortunate accident that could have happened to anyone, and you should just accept that instead of going all "Oh yeah, most revered myself might have dropped it, but it's ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, because IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU that pack wouldn't have been there in the first place. Because I don't eat cottage cheese. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Sorry, but noone is perfect, not even you.
I -KNOW- that that pack of cottage cheese probably wouldn't have been there if it wasn't for me, but if you have to be so stupid that you try to carry it by the lid then you kinda can't blame anyone but yourself if it comes off.
I'm very happy and grateful that it wasn't me who dropped it tho. If she dropping it causes this much drama, I shudder to think what would've happened if I had dropped it.
*Whinewhinerantrant*