Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Puncia]

Granted, it's HIV.

I hope no one gets offended by that.

[Alexei]

Granted, but then you feel offened by it.

I wish that this day would end already.

[Puncia]

:O Granted, but.. but it repeats?

I wish my computer wasn't this slow.

[Alexei]

Granted, but then it becomes so fast that your brain can't keep up and your head explodes!

I wish that my foot didn't hurt.

[Puncia]

*chops it off*

I wish I had a fire to roast this baby. *licks lips*

[Alexei]

Granted, but the fire is too hot and it singes all your fur off.

I wish that my next drawing would get some nice comments.

[Puncia]

Granted, but you can't understand the language and Google Trans can't help.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but I eat you 

I wish I liked the taste of fish

[CrazyCat]

Granted, but you're allergic to fish

I wish I didn't feel dizzy

[Alexei]

Granted, but now your house gets repossesed.

I wish that i had a longer attention span........

[Ares the Ram]

granted but you


I wish kittys were more cute 

[Alexei]

Granted, but they're so cute you become distracted with them and lose your job.

I wish the BK i worked at wasen't closing....

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but you get laid off because you sneezed in the slurpee machine

I wish bk's really had slurpee machines


(my last one was a joke btw)

[Alexei]

(Lol I figured as much)
Granted, but I sneese in them.

I wish that my food wasen't cold.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, now its super lava hot

I wish my life was as awesome as the super mario brothers movie