Game [Ruin a Wish]

[ZombiezuRFER]

granted but its in a foreign currency nobody can exchange

I wish for something... I forgot   

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, you get what you were going to wish for and Abraham Lincoln doesn't like it so he comes for blood.

I wish I didn't have to go to machine shop class today.

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted, but you have to take it every day all day for the next week instead.
I wish ellie (the chick from LaRoux) lived with me

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it turns out she was actually a venomous spider wearing a chick costume and she preys upon you while you sleep one fateful night later that day.

I wish I had more processing power to render out a long animation.

[Niala Ornitier]

Granted but it turns out its a venomous spider trojan and it eats up your other processors o.o

I wish my teeth were smmooooth

[ZombiezuRFER]

they're so smooth you cant use them for anything!

I wish more people were posting,  its too slow for me here!

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted but their posts lag you to heck and back.
I wish I had question marks floating around me

[Self-sain]

Granted but they attack you

I WISH PEOPLE STOP SKIPPING SAIN <

[ZombiezuRFER]

they hop over it instead

I wish for a lolcats furry edition

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but it sparks a riot with mothers and causes world war 3

I wish Sain felt better

[Chroin]

Granted, but you get whatever he had

I wish that there was no discrimination about furries.

[ZombiezuRFER]

the world is boring because of world peace 

I wish kiwi

[Kodachi Devil]

Gwanted but its actually watermelon.

I wish I had an arsenal of punctuation to kill my enemies with.

[ZombiezuRFER]

Granted, but the first thing is a period and thus it ends there.   

I wish there were no antifur trolls

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now just ordinary ones come in hordes to fill up your email spam folder.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever was released.