Game [Ruin a Wish]

[shadowfox]

granted but it's also got every commercial that aired in the show and you can't fast forward

i wish i had better planning skills

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but your plans lead to zombie vampires that quickly overtake the planet.

I wish I had a pet vampire.

[shadowfox]

granted but it tends to bight the hand that feeds it xD

i wish i had a pet tiger

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but it mauls you to death.

I wish I had more root beer

[Kodachi Devil]

granted but it's flat.
I wish the girls i knew didnt complain so much.

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but now they brag about everything, forever, nonstop.

I wish I had an iphone

[shadowfox]

granted but it lacks internet capability

i wish i had my own tv show

[Tim Siguire]

granted but nobody watches it, comedians make fun of it and your in the guiness book of world records for worst tv show ON EARTH!!!

grant me a Unicorn Lord!! LOL JK--

Grant me a sandvich!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but the sandvich screams as Heavy runs over to attack you with his minigun

I wish I had more time to play Team Fortress 2

[Ares the Ram]

granted, but you have to play against admins who cheat all the time

I wish my roomate would get off his phone

[ZombiezuRFER]

now he wont get off the walkie talkie

I wish this wish was unccoruptable

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted but it was a lie and now your wish is the most corrupted thing EVER.
I wish I wasn't sick no more

[Self-sain]

Granted but now your dead

I wish I could do everything I want to do

[ZombiezuRFER]

I wish my fursuit was done

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted but it came out horrible.

I wish I had enough money for the best computer on the market.