Maybe this'll make you feel better... LIKE A BOSS!
Tee-hee...
LIKE A BOSS SONG
Interviewer: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss.
Andy Samberg: Well the first thing I do is...
[ singing ]
"Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss)My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Sallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a BLEEP line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) BLEEP on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh BLEEP man I can't BLEEPing do it... BLEEP!
Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dude's BLEEP (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own BLEEP (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) BLEEP its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss)."
Interviewer: Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
Andy Samberg: No doubt.
Interviewer: You chop your balls off and die?
Andy Samberg: Hell yeah.
Interviewer: And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own BLEEP.
Andy Samberg: Nope!
Interviewer: Actually I'm pretty sure you did.
Andy Samberg: Nah, that ain't me.
Interviewer: Okay, well this has been eye opening for me.
Andy Samberg: I'm the boss.
Interviewer: Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
Andy Samberg: I'm the boss.
Interviewer: Yeah yeah I got it!
Andy Samberg: I'm the boss.
Interviewer: No I heard you, see ya later.
Andy Samberg: LIKE A BOSS!
OH YEAH!
