Counting to 1,000,000

[Ares the Ram]

7056

youd think people wouldnt leave knives on the floor.

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7057
that's some bad luck there

[Aoren Deringer]

I think my dog tail-whacked it off the table.
I've been here for like an hour now...
MY FOOT HURTS!!!!!
But at least I cleaned and sterilized it today... Otherwise I could end up with some like... Trout disease.
7058

[Ares the Ram]

7059
trout disease is better than carp disease. That stuff will take your leg

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7060
let us not discuss such things

[Ares the Ram]

7061

no-one ever gets my fish jokes 

[Aoren Deringer]

7062

Too bad I don't have some like, pain meds. Or stitches. My gauze is bleeding onto my sheets

And I got it, it was funny. In a fishy way.

[Moongaze]

7063

Bleeding through your gauze?  How long ago did you do it?  If it was some time ago, and the bleeding hasn't stopped... I think you need to get that looked at.  I broke my arm and walked away.  Then learned the next day it was broken. 

[Aoren Deringer]

7064

Eh, its been an hour and forty minutes. The entire arch of my foot is split, almost an inch deep fully down, I don't expect it too stop.

And I did that with my hand once, lol, I just thought I sprained it, when I went in to the doc to complain, they casted me

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7065
that's a whole lot of bad

[Moongaze]

7066

An inch is pretty deep  xP

[Aoren Deringer]

I only know it was an inch because the blade went fully in, and its an inch-thick blade I originally bought to carve up large bass.
Pain beyond pain... It cut through me like a warm knife through butter...
On the other hand, it's got to be a perfect 40 degree blade! I must have sharpened it perfectly

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7068
doctor time

[Moongaze]

7069

Well, it's better to be cut by a sharp blade than a dull blade.

[Aoren Deringer]

You can't be cut by a dull blade You can be torn though.

And no. No doctor time....
I'm just going to use up some of me first aid kit and save on the medical plans>.> Part B expenses are less expensive this way.