Counting to 1,000,000

[Trixsie Vixen]

159327


Hello, I'd like some water, but can you put organisms in it for me?


SAID NO ONE EVER

[Brisky]

159328

I think that such stupidity already actually exists. Hang on, let me check, aaaaand, yes. It's called raw water.

Shure, drinking unprocessed water may not be the stupidest idea, since every creature on the planet has been doing it for millions of years, before water processing became a thing.

The fact that scertain companies seem to sell it for almost fourty bucks per gallon is...

[Michen_S]

-1 - 5 + 9 + 3 * 2 = 9

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself

[Trixsie Vixen]

159330


For anyone unable to access Tasmanian water, New Zealand water is not a bad second place

[Michen_S]

log(1 ^ 5 + 9) * 3 / 3 = 1

Lich is gonna have y... Oh, wrong game.

[Trixsie Vixen]

159332


Is this Ask and Answer?

[Michen_S]

-1 - 5 + 9 - 3 + 3 = 3

Obviously it is.

How many cookies can you fit into your mouth without chewing?

[Trixsie Vixen]

159334


*noms all the cookies*


Hmmphlwhmfelbplrm?

[Michen_S]

1 - 5 + 9 * 3 / 3 = 5

That... was not what I meant...

[Trixsie Vixen]

159336


*spits crumbs*


Now he thells mephh...

[Michen_S]

-√(-1 + 5) + 9 * 3 / 3 = 7

I did, you just didn't listen!

[Trixsie Vixen]

159338


Well, you know when people say they're a good listener?  Well I never hear them because I'm a terrible listener.

[Michen_S]

-1 - 5 + 9 + 3 + 3 = 9

Then listen for a change! It can prevent a lot of trouble!

[Trixsie Vixen]

159340


You're so right, I can't play accordion even though I play piano!

[Michen_S]

(1 * 5 - 9 + 3) ^ 4 = 1

Oh, forget it.