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[Cheza]

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I keep misplacing my hairbrush.
Probably also because of ghosts.

[Trixsie Vixen]

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Ghosts always seem to have amazing flowing hair.  Can you imagine the time they must spend brushing in between hauntings?


Just in case, maybe check behind the couch.

[Michen_S]

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I've heard of ghosts having fur, but fabulous hair is a new one to me...

[Ventus Fall]

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Maybe I'm a ghost.
Maybe you're a ghost.
Maybe we're all just ghosts.

[Cheza]

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There can only be one set of fabulously flowing hair of pure awe-inspiring awesomeness in this house! >:C
Or actually no, I'd quite like it if there were more.
We could sit and brush each other's hair and have our own little echo chamber of mindless praise while discussing which shampoo is the best.


But for the love of whatever, please bring your own brush! >_>

[Brisky]

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Maybe we're all just fantasies... dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty projected, and made reality by the powers of a sick god...

Don't you see? We suffer because we are meant to suffer...

Soo let's all do the exact opposite thing, and, collectively, have as much fun as we possible can, soo we can mess with that total arsehole that created us!


(Disclaimer: Not reffering to any existing religion. If you believe the lord loves us all, through having the proper knowledge of your religion, then you are probably right)

[Trixsie Vixen]

^Dat disclaimer doe


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You know what?  The ghost probably stole the brush due to envy.  Your hair is amazing!


Though the thought of you having a little styling party with a ghost makes me think of a song.




People always steal my brush.  I just bought you your own brush!  Use your own damn brush!!








Wow, where did that come from?

[Brisky]

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Hearing about all this trouble, with hairbrushes and stuff, somewhat makes me glad I'm not a woman...

Now, hang on while I dissasemble my entire bed to move it out of the way, because a tiny screw from something I was working on fell an rolled just under it...

[Ventus Fall]

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Tssk, men!

()
Get it?

[Trixsie Vixen]

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Do you know who has the MOST FABULOUS HAIR OF ALL TIME?


hint: it's a guy.

Spoiler for if you guess this I will be super impressed:

Tommy Johansson

[Cheza]

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Now now! >:C
I'll have you know a good friend of mine has hair that's awesome enough to even make ME jealous.
I'm even jealous of his brush. Sure, he bought it after hearing me recommending it, since it's the exact same kind of brush. The best kind of brush. One that untangles without pulling.
EXCEPT HIS IS BLACK/PURPLE AND MINE IS BLUE/DIFFERENT BLUE!! NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


^{Not to mention all the stereotype metalheads...
Oh, be still, my heart.}

[Trixsie Vixen]

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Why do the Nordic countries have the best hair?

[Ventus Fall]

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Do they now?
I wouldn't know .-.
I know UKnians have wonderful hair *3*

[Cheza]

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If I knew, I'd share the secret everywhere.


I know some nordic people have had a bad habit of really rubbing it in tho.
I mean, calling yourself Harald Fairhair? Seriously?

[Ventus Fall]

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Hah, now that is indeed rubbing it in.
But then you'd also have people's who's last name is "Born-Naked". Yep, well.