Counting to 1,000,000

[Tarot]

81,631 I do enjoy virgin blood, myself.

[Grey]

81, 632

*Behaves myself*

J2O is good stuff.

[Cheza]

81634


*Fixes count*

[Karric]

81,635
J2O is nice stuff i do agree

[Tarot]

81,636
Now Orangina, that's the stuff to put a curl in your whiskers.

[Cheza]

81637


Coca-cola.
A cruel master.

[Grey]

81, 638

Chamomile tea is so good.

[White Wolf Guardian]

81,639

So what did you do last summer?

[Cheza]

81640


Absolutely nothing.

[White Wolf Guardian]

81,641

But what if that's part of the conspiracy? Maybe your memory was erased and you don't even know what happened?! What if you had made the greatest Coca-Cola with Mead Flavor and then Coca-Cola stole the recipe?

[Cheza]

81642


After all the weird things that have happened to me so far already it wouldn't actually surprise me if something like that actually did happen.

[White Wolf Guardian]

81,643

Maybe it's time for you to become an attorney/insurance detective in Skyrim, to get to the bottom of all this.

[Cheza]

81644


But I want to become a carpenter in Black Marsh.

[White Wolf Guardian]

81,645

Well it's too late, the vampires made that decision for you while you were wandering around. It's blood festival time!

[Cheza]

81646


"You can be whatever you want", they said.. "You can decide everything for yourself", they said...


I -knew- something was up when they told me the fine print wasn't important.