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[George]

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Soda doesn't really change no matter how old it is. (if it's sealed, of course)

[Tyga]

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oh it does and not in ways good I've seen it eat through the side of a can


~used to work for coca cola~

[George]

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Was said soda spawned from hell?

[Tyga]

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nah back in the good ol days when coke was all you needed to clean rust off your tools, oil stains off your drive way

[George]

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*giggle*

No wonder dentists hate it!

[Tyga]

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I can remember doing a science fair piece on coke and tooth decay, It only took 3 days for the coke to eat right through the tooth 

[George]

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I once ate a bunch of green mangoes, and the acid burned the enamel of my teeth so bad that I couldn't chew until a new set grew in.


Coincidentally, I had a lot of hot dogs that week or two...

[Tyga]

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if you couldnt chew how....no I dont want to know 

[George]

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I haven't really been comfortable with mangoes since.

I think that was that last time I've had them.

Now I really want a mango to eat.

[Grey]

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Another day of college.

[Tyga]

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we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz

[Grey]

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Oi m8 wotchu talk bout Im from modern times innit I dont do no old stuff

[Tyga]

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heh you know what i'm talkin about

[Grey]

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I feel really heavy today.
WHO TURNED UP GRAVITY DAMMIT?

[Tyga]

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cause you ate to much.....pie