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With humour like yours, I'm honestly kinda interested with how the family dynamics work...
if it's anything close to what I think it is, then the amount of mom/dad jokes must be driving the poor lads to insanity...

(A quick (?)retort(?) as to why the rush of leaving the family home, if you have a narcistic and slightly sociopathic brother, like I do, and a mother that (besides from being a nice lady) also tries to controll what I do in my everyday life, upto the hour when I brush my teeth, it'd probably make sense. But that's just me...)