Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.
Random enough?