Zero.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

4 your information, I have a shirt with that phrase on it.
Which is why it's so funny.
Oh, and speaking of pancakes, I went to the Purple Cow House of Pancakes while I was up in Maine and ordered 3 chocolate chip pankakes.
When our food was brought to the table, I recieved what appeared to be three golden-brown chocolate-spotted dinner plates with whipped cream on them.
Seriously! They were HUGE!
I did finish them, though...
Like 3 days later...