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Cifero, you're doing it wrong.
you rub honey on yourself then run up to bears.
if you did it right, the bears will become your best friend and you will live happily ever after.
if you didn't, they will be insulted by your futile attempt to get them to hand you money and explode thus causing world war VII.
The war will cause earth to be destroyed and every volcano to erupt (not in that order).
and then... robots!