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[Vee Katame: His Wolfy]

Zero.
Haha. Nice.

[Crevan Fox]

1

Now this is my type of gun

[Crazking]

2
looks nice I'm not a gun person though don't really think they're necessary.
Plus I dont live in America and I'm under age to have a licence.

[Crevan Fox]

3

It's not my gun i was just saying how cool it look's

[Crazking]

4
I get that it's ok..

The wrong way to approach a police officer

police:do you know why I pulled you over?

Person: no ossiffer *hic*

[Crevan Fox]

5

Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.

[Crazking]

6
I have another if you want to hear it?

[Crevan Fox]

7

Ok i'm listening

[Crazking]

8
O= officer
P= person

O. Do you know why I pulled you over?

P. Cause you want to play the game!

O. What game?

P. The find the drugs in my car game!

Now he/she will wait for the canine unit to show up
and once the canine unit is there they'll search your entire car.

plus by the time the canine unit finishes the officer will have
forgotten what he/she pulled you over for and you can leave.
 
Personal note: if you have drugs in your car do not! play the game
They Will Find Them!!!!

[Crevan Fox]

9

LOL

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Oh my God!! And I bet the lying idiot also told you I was speeding

[Buddywolf]

10

Dogeh! that was funneh 

[Crevan Fox]

11

I have plenty more just ask

here's another one

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[Buddywolf]

12

  that is teh best story evar!

[White Wolf Guardian]

13

*Buddy levels up to 30!*

[Righteousbro]

14

*White levels up to OVER 9000!!!!11!!!!one!!11!!!!uno!!!!!!*