Versus mods! - Current record: 511

[White Wolf Guardian]

4

Football! *Coach says for the 20th time*

[Vee Katame: His Wolfy]

Zero.
*yawns and walks off*

[Vver]

One!
You shouldn't be so nonchalant! D': ... It hurts our feelings.

[White Wolf Guardian]

2

*Marks the werepyre's path with bread crumbs as an adolescent child wolgon* Alrighty! This is the PERFECT plan, there is absolutely no condition that could destroy these permanent markers!

[Vver]

Three!
Good job, Guardian!

[White Wolf Guardian]

4

*White turns to the raccoon while flipping his butterfly knife with a blank expression* You wants a tiramisu nom?

[Vver]

Five.

*nervous laughter* As long as you promise not to cut me with that knife.... Nomnomplz.

[White Wolf Guardian]

6

*White yawns while flipping it with one paw not even paying attention to it and opens a tiramisu box then cuts some slices off with SHURIKENS!!!* ~Creak creak creak~ *The stars slam into the layers and the wood behind it on the countertop; he pulls the stars out of the unique sponge cake and gives Vver a raccoon shaped piece* Rawr?

[Vver]

Seven

Aw, now it's too pretty to eat! ... *nibbles on the tail* Thanks!

[White Wolf Guardian]

8

I am full of gentlemen! *Screams while firing minigun into the air*

[Vver]

Nine!

*covers head while still nomming delicious tiramisu*

[Righteousbro]

10

Do you like the interrobang‽

[White Wolf Guardian]

11

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds... interrogative?

[Righteousbro]

12

This, ‽, is an interrobang, it's half exclamation point and half question mark. Look closer to it if you need to.

[White Wolf Guardian]

13

*White climbs into his keyboard and tries to find the lost treasure of Microsoft*