What the fudge did you just **censor** say about me, you little stinkyface? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the tap dancing school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret dances on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed cane tapping sessions. I am trained in ballet and ballroom and I’m the top dancer in the entire US traveling performers. You are nothing to me but just another audience. I will impress you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with saying that doody to me over the Internet? Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of backup dancers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that entertains out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fudging entertained, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can entertain you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in salsa, but I have access to the entire library of the european expressive dance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little doody. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarnn idiot. I will doody tap all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudging laughing right now, kiddo.
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