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Offline Thaddeus Q. Wolfe

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stories of epic fail?
« on: July 06, 2009, 10:36:40 PM »
well, i just had a funny run in with the local police today, and i was wondering who else had a story filled with such fail as this...

 i went down to pic'n'save to pick up a thing of icecream, got a monster too, and i payed for them seperate
paulmshlr: well, as im leaving to get in the car, one of the clerks who i paid for the stuff in dront of comes out yelling at me to come back in and pay for the icecream, and he has a cop trailing him with his gun drawn and pointed at my chest. well, i just said a few not so nice words and piulled out the receipt for the icecream and gave the cop a dirty look. then i told the clerk that i was pulling my application for his companies workers incompetance and that id be filing a greivance to roundys and the city police at there incompitance

well, any other stories you guys have like tht, post them here. or where ever this gets moved too
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Re: stories of epic fail?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 01:14:18 PM »
Wait a moment, they pointed a gun at your chest because they thought you didn't pay for the icecream?
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Re: stories of epic fail?
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 08:06:53 PM »
I just want to say....
that's absolutely ridiculous!
Pointing a gun to your chest for a flippin' ice cream?
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Re: stories of epic fail?
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 10:04:32 PM »
yes, very ridiculous. any who.... has anything else happened to you guys that was ridiculous and utterly shockingly omg?
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Re: stories of epic fail?
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 10:14:25 PM »
Actually, yeah!

So this morning I got a voicemail from some lady named Gloria who claims to be "Michael's mom".
Now, I only know one guy named Michael, he's my "ex" and I only went out with him for like 2 days.
Nothing even happened, really. We went on one date, whoopdy doo. So I wanna know...
why would his mother call me and leave me an apology voicemail? If it's even his mom?!
I don't know any other Michael, so who else could it be?!
AHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: stories of epic fail?
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2009, 09:21:30 PM »
www.failblog.org

Check it out. It's got some stuff on there that provides lawls.

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Re: stories of epic fail?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 02:34:07 AM »
Does me trying to jump on one of the kiddie rides at Chucky Cheese's and slamming into it proceeded by falling in the ball pit count as an epic fail?  I lawl... :3

Well, I knew a guy who sat next to me in art class and he came into class one day ranting about how much trouble him and his friend got into because his friend tried to steal some lunchables at 1 AM and because he was with his friend, he got blamed as an accomplice. He said that he looked at the cops as his mom was yelling at him and he said that they looked sorry for him. We all laughed for days!
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