The Poking thread!

[rice243]

*500,000 years later...grows gills and then swims up to the surface*are you still up there waiting for me?

[anoni]

*all old*

Actually, young whipper snapper, I invented a time machine, so I can go back in time and warn myself not to waist 500,000 years waiting for you, but to get a submarine

*Goes back in time*

~Year 2012

FutureAnoni: Here's a submarine, take it and go

Anoni: AHHH CRAZY OLD MAN! *spears futureAnoni*, phew, oh hey a submarine

*Takes submarine and pokes Rice*

[rice243]

*goes in the time machine and ends up in his other rp 'time machine adventure' and pokes his pet dragon

[anoni]

*Anoni manages to go back in time, and kills himself before he can make a time machine, making a universal paradox and the universe goes all wonky*

*pokes the universe*

[rice243]

*a rip appears in the fabric of space and time because  i poked myself so i poke the rip*

[anoni]

Oh god, the concept of time is collapsing!

*Pokes anoni 5 minutes into the past and pokes anoni 17 years in the futures at the same time!*

[rice243]

*just realized that for us to be able to go back in time we had to already been in history so we cant hurt anything...so i take a tank back to the stone age and rule the world* [i have no idea wat im gonna do when i run out of fuel]*pokes a caveman*[/i]

[anoni]

Oh god, it's getting worse

*Universe collapses into an atom, of the very universe that collapsed*

oh god, oh god what's happening!!!!!!!!!!

*Suddenly here's a voice*

"This next text involves some time travel, and could very well destroy time... all of it, forwards and backwards, so if you see yourself, don't do anything, just let that handsome devil go about his business"

*Pokes Cave Johnson*

[rice243]

*teleports to the beginning of time and pokes the tiny spec of matter...it explodes...i teleport away*

[Dreams_begin_here]

Well, as much as I love time travel as the next guy, I'm just here to poke you all.  -Now is frekin' the Knight of Time, ffff Dave and pokes you back going back to the present day, cause she is cool like that. Cue dropping of the shades.-

[anoni]

*Pokes Dreams*

THANK GOD *Hugs dreams* you fixed time travel,

And apparently Rice is now the creator of the universe

[rice243]

*becomes apart of all matter* well this just got interesting[in a booming voice] *everything pokes anoni*

[Dreams_begin_here]

-Is poked and hugged-

Well, -coughes- Of course I'm that awesome you know...controlling time...yeah...lets stick with that.

Wait, is that a good or bad thing?

[rice243]

[in a god like voice] well i control every thing now    *makes everything poke dream* [are you new cuase i have nvr seen you on the fourms before]

[anoni]

*anoni gets poked by everything*

ok, ok, some things poked me... that should never really of poked me...

*pokes Dreams*

[Dream is relatively new, about 1-4 days I think